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Izad Chavoshan Torched Church Over Its Anti-Masturbation Teachings
Wednesday, August 10, 2011 at 5:02 pm
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Norwegian Black Metalers can put this guy to shame, this would have been EASY for them
This guy probably already has a shrine to masturbation in his house, why not just start your own church? Snapping your carrot with a bunch of like minded people is a lot better than going to jail for FAILING to burn down a church. I wonder how Captain Slappy here feels about tossed salad?
Slightly over the top to try to burn the church down over it's objecting to women shaking the dew off the lily and the men helping put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college. Could just have waved a sign every Sunday "better to admit you masturbate than be a liar"
It's probably his only choice for release.
Well, I guess we all know what he does in his spare time..
Yeah...when Paul says if you cant control your passion you should marry he aint talking bout masturbating he's talking about fornicating you know screwing around w/o being married lol. I dont think there is really anywhere in the bible where it says you shouldnt spank the monkey..! Its just one of those things certain preachers like to piss on such as ciggies and alcohol and marijuana! And I am fairly pissed off he tried to burn down a Church of Christ on a scale of 1-10 as far as Churches of Christ go we fall somewhere between a 1 and a 3! We're damn near harmless but you got pissants like this uber douche! You dont like what he's preaching go to a diff church dont try and burn the damn thing down!
Especially Kuei. When he's not busy molesting children, he's busy stroking his two inches.
I think he should be given a pubic service award. The last thing we need is to disallow dudes to masturbate. That would mean they would be unoccupied all day and we would have to stomach four to five times the posts from Verve, Kuei, and snow. This would surely be Hell on earth.
Why didn't he just masterbate in front of the church?
more like stroke, stroke, stroke, torch
Fap fap fap fire.
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