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Kyle Plemons, Pissed Over Getting Cut Off, Cracks Out Penis in Restaurant

By Cory Zurowski in Sex crimes, Stupid Criminals
Thursday, August 4, 2011 at 7:55 am
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Kyle Plemons was already pickled when he sidled up to a table inside Mama K's restaurant in Gurnee, Illinois. Despite his condition, the 24-year-old had a beer delivered after placing his order. But when he ordered another round, he was denied a second delicious nectar...

Upon the receiving news of the rejection, Plemons started to get hostile. He began to curse loudly. Restaurant staff were soon escorting the belligerent patron out of the building.

Instead of simply getting a ride home -- or at least finding another joint to booze -- Plemons decided the best way for him to combat the affront was to drop trough next to the restaurant's large windows and flash all those inside with his penis and genitals.

Unbeknownst to the knee-jerk flasher, a 38-year-old mother and her 11-year-old daughter were getting into their car nearby and witnessed the whole hairy incident.

Police soon nabbed Plemons, who was booked on two counts of disorderly conduct and possession of substandard plumbing before being released to a friend.

See our last tale from the Moron of the Day file:
Jonvon Spears Gets Finger Blown Off During Copper Theft.


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