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Samuel Fazio Grabbed By the Testicles Because Deputy Didn't Have Time to Taze Him
Friday, August 26, 2011 at 6:01 am
Breakfast reading from the Village Voice Empire: Fazio was wanted for criminal impersonation, but he resisted handcuffing -- so the deputy grabbed his balls and squeezed for two or three seconds until he complied. The sheriff's office calls the method safe and effective. Westword has the story.
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LMAO cops grabbing at the balls, oh thank god the trolls are banned, they'd hve had a field day with this one
AC/DC comes to mind.............OH I've got big balls,she's got big balls and he's got big balls..BUT WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST BALLS OF UM ALLLLLL!
remember guys. it isnt just we women who do the moves that hurt your cajones. men do it too..especially in a fight. or in this case a arrest. do not assume that a guy will not in some way harm your balls.
Shit some morons do it just for the hell of it.Or for dares.Or even seen one guy do it to be in The Guinness(sp) World book of records.
true..like in youtube. check out sacktapping. and other ways for males to either hit themselves or other males in the groinal area
actually my husband was able to reproduce. and that was after taking several blows to the area while impromptu sparring..another friend of mine also has at least one kid. and that was after him ending up with a gal with one BONY rump landing hard on that part of him.
I can't believe how foolish these guys are to do something like this.But on the bright side maybe they won't be able to reproduce. :)
"Getting someone by the balls has, of course, long been an accepted form of combat and coercion in marital situations"I like that, I could see some guy asking his wife: honey, have you seen my balls? I think they are hiding and whimpering.
Then it sould be no problem to grab stupid women by the breast to control them. AWESOME!!! It's like Takedown Kama Sutra style!!!! lmao.
And he couldnt whack him with the nightstick becoz? I think this officer just wanted to cop a feeljust saying
one of my fav moves to deal with jerks :-).just gotta make sure you have a nice firm grasp on them before squeezing as hard as possible.
best way to deal with idiot women? Just get a firm grip on the boob and TWIST!!!!! Nothing makes a women obey better than a good punch in the boobies.
I think the officer lighting some candles before and singing "I honestly love you" during the arrest was a bit much however.
Well, i don't have balls but i have had electric shocks before - i would imagine the testicle tickle is preferable.
You apparently did not read my earlier post or did not take it to heart. Ignore the assholes!
can I have some of that to use on any troll that thinks he is gonna force me to be unfaithful. especially if they get close to me in real life........ .as in make a few cuts on where it counts most and heavily apply the salt to said wounds.........
troll gets close to me in real life. he is gonna roll on the ground in pain. .if I dont do the distroying of the testes. my husband will.............. or at least finish up what I leave behind.
NO EFFING WAY BUSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.I REFUSE to cheat. go bug some other gal. plus you do NOT know who I am in Real Life. nor do you know where I live. so buzz off.
Oh MY, you lovely vixen. I think you are hot, hot, hot. Come on over to the D-man.
I matter and we could make beautiful music together. Think of me as your flute.
PLEASE. I promise not to tell. I love you. I honestly love you. OK. Just one time and it's over between us. Damn, you drive a HARD bargain.
Ms. Sangelia, With all due respect, you have made it perfectly clear, you are a faithful wife. The issue with Aspergers Syndrome is one is unable to pick up on social cues. So, I recommend you do not take any posters too seriously. I have noticed many of the women here are married and or in relationships. However, they flirt. And it is not serious. My suggestion to you is not to take these moronic posters seriously. This site tends to attract some idiotic losers that like to stir up shit. Your honor and your marriage is intact. Anyone with brains can see that. Take some posters with a grain of salt. They do not matter. You are someone with integrity. Don't feed the trolls.
NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.what part of "I am faithful to my husband." you do not understand?.I WILL NOT cheat on him. so stop trying to get me to do so!!!
I am NOT at all desperate to lower myself to doing it with you..I HAVE a husband. one who I am faithful to.
Holy Hell Boo. I don't think I'm old enough for that comment.
Did you see the new DQ ads?
We blow bubbles with kittens in them (b/c we're smawta than Pete Kotz and have better marketing ideas..)
B/C the best won't do.
I probably do...but can't remember the last time I got horned up and didn't get to "finish" so blue ovaries are a distant memory that I can relive through horrible menstrual cramps...
Except that blue balls has pretty much nothing to do with semen... "Vasocongestion is essential for sexual procreation in mammals since this is the force that causes the hardening of a penis during an erection. The same force in women leads to the hardening of the clitoris and vaginal lubrication during sexual arousal. The decrease in vasocongestion in post-menopausal women may require some women to use artificial sexual lubricant to avoid pain during sexual intercourse. Other forms of vasocongestion during human sexual activity include sex flush and the swelling of nipples in both men and women. Unpleasant side effects of sex-related vasocongestion may lead to the cramp-like pain of "blue balls" in males and an unpleasant pelvic "heaviness" in women, similar to the start of the menstruation cycle."
because in the case of males. the sperm is being held back..think of it in the case of males. that it is unreleased pressure. like a gardenhose that has something blocking the end. we women do not (thank the Goddess)suffer from that with our overies..in the case of women. those buggers are used only once every 28 days on the average. and we have the entire amount plus more than we need for our lifespan. whereas the sperm only lives for about from creation to end of life for a sperm if it does not leave the body is about 45 days. about 5 days on the average for max inside the woman's body..but remember that guys whose bodies do make sperm. do it on a continuous basis. so there is always some ready to go.
That makes sense actually. Feels like i've got a bunch of footballs in there when i'm ovulating.
sam, the rod next to them is not a lightning rod. If you mean tickle as in rub up next to soft smooth skin then yeah.....
