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Bert Lopez, Cop Caught Boning on Surveillance Camera, Gets Fired

By Pete Kotz in Police bungling, bizarre
Wednesday, September 7, 2011 at 8:15 am
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When we last left the great state of New Mexico, troopers were in a tizzy over surveillance camera photos of a cop literally caught with his pants down. It seems the trooper, Bert Lopez, just couldn't wait to get off the job before getting barenaked and randy...


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Bert Lopez was fired because he couldn't wait to get off work before taking his manly sword to the love doctor for repair
So he decided to bone his unnamed sweetheart on the hood of a car near the entrance of a ranch outside Santa Fe. The problem: The ranch had been randomly hit by teens who enjoyed letting their artistic freedom flow with spray paint. So it had installed motion-censor cameras to catch them in the act.

Instead they caught Lopez.

When the photos came to light, he was put on three weeks of paid administrative leave while being investigated. We're sorry to hear he's now been fired.

The state won't say whether he was on the job at the time, which means he was. They also won't talk about his relationship with the woman featured in the photos, which means she wasn't his wife. Now his eight-year career is coming to an end.

Which is kind of sad, since Captain Bonetron was actually good at the job. Two years ago, he was named New Mexico's police officer of the year.

See our original story: New Mexico State Trooper Caught Sexing Up Woman on the Hood of a Car.


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