Ten Executions Gone Shockingly Wrong
Bert Lopez, Cop Caught Boning on Surveillance Camera, Gets Fired
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| Bert Lopez was fired because he couldn't wait to get off work before taking his manly sword to the love doctor for repair |
Instead they caught Lopez.
When the photos came to light, he was put on three weeks of paid administrative leave while being investigated. We're sorry to hear he's now been fired.
The state won't say whether he was on the job at the time, which means he was. They also won't talk about his relationship with the woman featured in the photos, which means she wasn't his wife. Now his eight-year career is coming to an end.
Which is kind of sad, since Captain Bonetron was actually good at the job. Two years ago, he was named New Mexico's police officer of the year.
See our original story: New Mexico State Trooper Caught Sexing Up Woman on the Hood of a Car.
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Who cares if he's one of the best officers? Every job has rules of what employees cannot do, and it's just common sense not to fuck on the job. I work in a nursing home, and if I was hanging out in one of the residents' rooms, using my phone....I'd be fired. Even if the resident was napping, or in the dining room eating, I'd still be fired. Same thing, if I was having sex, I would definitely be fired. First of all, it's inappropriate, and secondly, people could accuse me of neglecting the residents. If the scanner radio tried to get ahold of the cop, he's not gonna pay attention 'cause he's busy. Why shouldn't he receive consequences?
Dang, few minutes of pleasure, a lifetime of shame and embarrassment as well as a g8 lost.
Troopers don't have a union in New Mexico?? The punishment should not be so extreme, so very financially devastating as losing your job, especially in this economy. If he actually is one of their best officers, and this is not one in a long line of screw-ups, it is absolutely stupid to fire him over this.
Also, I've only seen reports that he is not married to the woman on the hood and NONE that he is married to anybody else.
Also, I've seen photos of 3 different men who are supposed to be Trooper Bert Lopez...one died several years ago, one is the guy in the hat and one definitely is a hottie. Anyway, NM Sheriffs Dept should not have disclosed his name and should not have fired him; you'd think he was killing somebody on the hood of that car.
I'd bet this whore fucks every cop around for 20 miles...This is the crazy whore's COP fantasy being obliged by the DUH dumb cop...
He (any dumb cop) makes believe he pulls her over (on schedule....) and then just fucks her ("supposedly" against her will) on her own car....
Believe me...If he wasn't wearing that gay Cop uniform he wasn't getting ANY of that furry juicy pussy....He was probably 3rd or 4th that night..(looks like early AM Light...)
My Uncle and Grand Dad were cops and yes they got PLENTY of Cop Nut pussy...
Some whore's just LOVE that cop uniform shit....Some faggots too...(no I'm not a homo...Save it please....)
I noticed this photo made some of the bitches posting here completely horney...(Taking Horny woman's Comments ONLY...)
If he would have been banging some homo in the ass he would have gotten a medal and promotion...(a "lauded" gay american....)
What is REALLY funny is the little dog watching intently....
Stop being all pissy because your wife left you for a real man. Go make some cold case calls and sell some insurance.
My Bitch didn't leave me....I through her out NAKED for giving me back talk one too many times...
She keeps calling me to come BACK!!!!
Nemesis (what a retarded F'ing Name)We know you and My2Cents are the same "under serviced" psyco...
I think they fired him because he left a fuck-bump on the hood. You just cannot treat taxpayer equipment that way, it's just not right.
Finally I can comment here!!
Ok, I've already said my piece with this on the original story, but I wanted to add something. In the end, who cares really if he was on the job or cheating with his wife. I mean, it's not right, but he could have been doing so much worse. What he did wasn't exactly criminal. We didn't fire Clinton for spilling his jizz, or any of the other politicians that have committed adultery. Yet we still give them money through lobbying and taxes. This guy, while what he did wasn't exactly noble, isn't any worse off than the office romance that takes it to the janitor's closet.
Totally makes sense .......Your so right,That's a great way to put it .Changed my opinion about it...And It's not like he raped her.
Problem is there are people that we hold to higher standards. How would you feel if this guy showed up to a call with fuzzy hand cuffs and a dildo holstered in his belt cause he left the real ones on the hood of a honda. Since they let him go he got off twice.....
Next time keep it in your pants until you're off the clock, moron. Bert Lopez gets no sympathy from me.
Well, between him and the teacher that was fired for being an 'ex' porn star, they can jump start their career in adult filming *lol*
Well at least she appears to be enjoying it immensely. He had a cheering section! Oh baf noticed it first. Damn.
My2 - what the hell kind of cats do you have? We also need to talk about that "dog" you have with the really long teeth, red beady eyes and a long tail.
I know! I was in full support of this guy keeping his job, now that I've learned that he's cheating scum I say go ahead and fire his ass. I admit to random bouts of hypocrisy.
New Mexico's police officer of the year huh? Well maybe he has just jumped started his career in porn? There is always a bright side...


