Contessa Griffin Turns Vagina Into Illegal Walgreens; Cops Find 77 Grams of Coke
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 at 11:02 am
Our sweet Contesssa was driving in Guntersville, Alabama the other eve when the cops tried to pull her over in a routine traffic stop. Contessa does not like routine traffic stops, however, so she decided to bolt the scene.
Her driving skills leave something to be desired, since the cops eventually stopped her car and busted her for eluding police and reckless endangerment. But something told these ace lawmen that she had something to hide, so they took her to a hospital for a cavity search.
Contessa already knew what they'd find -- namely a large pile of crack secreted away in her vaginal unit. By the time the entire load was extracted, police were looking at 77 grams of coke with a street value of $3,000.
Though the cops applauded the varied and economical ways she put her vagina to use, they were nonetheless forced to charge her with drug trafficking.
Her husband, Corey Griffin, was also busted on federal indictments of trafficking.
See our last story from the Drugs file: Kandice Child's Son Busted for Pot at School, So She Tries to Escape With the Evidence.