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Dumb ass should have just pulled over for the cops....got her ticket and been on her way...crack in her couchie intact!
Contessa Griffin Turns Vagina Into Illegal Walgreens; Cops Find 77 Grams of Coke
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 at 11:02 am
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Our sweet Contesssa was driving in Guntersville, Alabama the other eve when the cops tried to pull her over in a routine traffic stop. Contessa does not like routine traffic stops, however, so she decided to bolt the scene.
Her driving skills leave something to be desired, since the cops eventually stopped her car and busted her for eluding police and reckless endangerment. But something told these ace lawmen that she had something to hide, so they took her to a hospital for a cavity search.
Contessa already knew what they'd find -- namely a large pile of crack secreted away in her vaginal unit. By the time the entire load was extracted, police were looking at 77 grams of coke with a street value of $3,000.
Though the cops applauded the varied and economical ways she put her vagina to use, they were nonetheless forced to charge her with drug trafficking.
Her husband, Corey Griffin, was also busted on federal indictments of trafficking.
See our last story from the Drugs file: Kandice Child's Son Busted for Pot at School, So She Tries to Escape With the Evidence.
Tags: Alabama, Gooberville
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48 comments
There seems to be a lot of confusion nowadays between crack & cocaine. So Pete, which one was it in her vaginal unit? Crack, cocaine or both?
Hey, i just thought of something. Maybe we're all just missing the latest trend when it comes to ingesting crack. Along with Tipple Tampons, we now have Cooter Coke, too.
Wow...just absolutely unbelieveably wow! Granted not the craziest vag stash story but it's still rather astonishing load to stuff in ur body.
I'm trying to come up with an appropriate 'hot dog in a hallway' pun for this story but it's alluding me.
Very interesting...Mecede used to use her vag as a purse but since it's grown over and covered in a flesh dress, she just tucks her stuff in her folds...
To give the few of you guys that don't know anything about crack an idea of how much crack is involved here, a $20 crack rock is about the size of your pinky fingernail. Just the section attached to your finger. That's about 150 rocks stuffed in her vag.
My occupation here is no secret. I'm a $5 a blow job crack whore. Haven't you seen my avatar??
^ opps my bad... i forgot about *begans singing* "MARY JANE". How could I have forgotten her? But seriously tho,... giving that here va-j-j wasn't destroyed already... im sure it is now. I mean, you know that this cant be the first time that she's done this...
Are they sure that is coke and not cooter crust because I learned the hard way that when a woman asks you to snort a white chunky substance off her baby chute it isn't always blow.
Pete, did you bump this article up?Nemesis's first post was 18 hours ago, but until nine ago, I hadn't seen this.o_oOr did the site fuck up?
Darnnit Pete!!! You gave away the secret to my nine hour first post!!! It was driving Pedro crazier than a road lizard trying to figure that out.
Yeah, I accidentally posted it last night when I was trying to schedule it for morning. I had to work the graveyard shift last night to take my inlaws to the train station.
There you go to all you junkies who just gots to get ya some kind of fix. It's getting harder and harder to smuggle in so that shit you're shootin into your veins and snortin up your nose has been mixed with God only knows who's body fluids and excrement. Yuck, yuck, yuck.
Haha. She's like one of those windup toys that craps candy. Punch her in the stomach and she queefs eight balls.
Very impressed with her pelvic floor muscle control if she managed to keep all of that in whilst running from police...
