I fear America’s cops are becoming as dumb as her criminals, dearest reader. For the second time in a week, an officer has been busted for performing perv-like on camera for someone he thought was a 14-year-old girl online. This time we go to Cobb County, Georgia…
Claude Eddie Carter spent 25 years with the Marietta Police Department, retiring in 2007. But he apparently suffered severe intellectual erosion after watching nothing but reality shows on MTV for the last four years, since he forgot that his fellow lawmen like to go online posing as little girls to capture creepy bastards just like him.
So Carter went on Yahoo chat the other day, engaging in a sexual conversation with someone he thought was a 14-year-old girl. Sadly, it was actually a Cobb County detective. And said detective wasn’t altogether impressed when Carter performed a undisclosed sexual act on his home camera.
Face it, Claude: Nobody likes seeing old people barenaked.
Police got a warrant to search his home and seized his computer, just in case the perv policeman has done this before. Vegas has 123: 1 odds that says he has.
See our last story from the Police Bungling file: Douglas Sversko, State Trooper, Busted for Dancing Naked for Girl on We Cam.