Janet Hardt, Moron of the Day: Dies After Using Hot Beef Fat as Botox Substitute



​63-year-old Janet Hardt had undergone multiple bouts of plastic surgery, but she still wasn’t happy with the results. So instead of getting more surgery, she figured she’d invent her own form of Botox that would be way better and way cheaper and make her way better looking…

This isn’t Janet Hardt. It’s New York socialite Jocelyn Wildenstein. After discovering that her husband was cheating on her, she decided to get $4 million in plastic surgery to win him back. But she apparently went to some scab doctors who ended up making her look like a really puffy version of Mickey Rourke. Her husband wasn’t into dudes. All she accomplished was gaining the ability to scare small children and sea creatures.

​She’d taken to injecting hot beef fat in her face and around her mouth and chin. She’d done it several times and apparently liked the results.

So last week she was at it again in her house in Homewood, Illinois. But this time she felt a burning sensation, as if her face was on fire. So she went to the hospital. A few hours later, she was dead.

We’re not exactly scholars of physiology, but it seems that when you inject food into your face, it tends to do major damage to your intestines and colon. Janet died from severe inflammation of the stomach and weakened colon walls.

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