Janet Hardt, Moron of the Day: Dies After Using Hot Beef Fat as Botox Substitute
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 at 7:00 am
She'd taken to injecting hot beef fat in her face and around her mouth and chin. She'd done it several times and apparently liked the results.
So last week she was at it again in her house in Homewood, Illinois. But this time she felt a burning sensation, as if her face was on fire. So she went to the hospital. A few hours later, she was dead.
We're not exactly scholars of physiology, but it seems that when you inject food into your face, it tends to do major damage to your intestines and colon. Janet died from severe inflammation of the stomach and weakened colon walls.
See our last story from the Moron of the Day file: Kenneth Downs Romances Girl By leaving Graphic Come-Ons on Telephone Poles.