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Josephine Smith, "Vampire," Bites Off Face of Elderly Man in a Wheelchair
Friday, September 9, 2011 at 8:58 am
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Lady Smith was at a strip mall, where she befriended 69-year-old Milton Ellis, who's disabled and makes his way around in a motorized wheelchair. Smith, who's from Pensacola, was waiting for a relative to pick her up. Being a gracious old dude, Milton chose to wait with her.
They were sitting at an abandoned Hooters near the mall. It seems that at this location, the T&A wasn't sufficient to overcome the overpriced wings.
Anyway, Milton fell asleep during the wait, as 69-year-old men occasionally do. During his slumber, Smith decided to reenact all the vampire shows she's seen on TV. Milton woke up to find Smith on top of him, telling him, "I'm a vampire, I am going to eat you."
Then she started biting him, ripping off pieces of his lips and face.
But Smith apparently sucks at vampirism. Despite being in a wheelchair, Milton was still able to escape to a nearby gas station. When the cops arrived, they found Smith half naked and covered in blood at the Hooters. She claims she doesn't remember what happened.
Milton was taken to the hospital for stitches. Smith was taken to the slam, charged with aggravated battery on an elderly person and sucking at reenacting scenes from Twilight.
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