Kenneth Downs Romances Girl By Leaving Graphic Come-Ons on Telephone Poles
Thursday, September 8, 2011 at 8:04 am
|"Would you like to come over to my house and play pillaging Normandy, little girl? You can be the innocent maiden. I'll play the Viking warrior who hasn't been laid in 36 years."|
Before she went to school, Downs penned what cops describe as "vulgar and sexually explicit" notes to her. Downs not only wrote what he hopes to sexually accomplish during their union, but he told her where they can rendezvous. Then he put her name on them and posted them on telephone poles on her route to the bus stop.
After all, public expressions of lewdness are the fastest way to a girl's heart.
Following his second round of notes -- the first apparently lacked the romantic throw-weight to claim her heart -- the girl's dad called the cops.
But Downs isn't just an aging perv. He's also a huge dumbass. When the cops went to his house, he also informed them in detail of his sexual designs for the girl. He was charged with stalking and harassing communications.
See our last episode from the Moron of the Day file: Marnie Nappi Tried to Kill Girlfriend's Husband So They Could Be Together.