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| "Would you like to come over to my house and play pillaging Normandy, little girl? You can be the innocent maiden. I'll play the Viking warrior who hasn't been laid in 36 years." |
This leathery lizard foreskin even looked over his thick pop bottle glasses at my daughter he'd need an attendant to help change his poobag and get nothing but colouring books for Christmas for the rest of his life........ oh, wait........ looks like I'll have to think of something else, already the case.
Egads that face has more nooks and crannies than an English muffin!!! His forehead looks like someone plowed it for corn!
he was the inspiration for Ben and Jerry's newest ice cream flavor, "Schweddy Balls",..google it
Why ?? So I can see a Saturday Night Live skit with Alex Baldwin? Which BTW has nothing to do with Ben and Jerry's
That's the way we did it in Kentucky. At least those of us who did not have sisters in our family.
And they say romance is dead.
I'm thinking he's probably suffering from some sort mental instability. He 'fessed up too easily and was way too public in his pursuit to be a practiced predator. Who knows, maybe she reminds him of a girl he knew in his younger years who he had a crush on or was in a relationship with. Not excusing what he did, just saying that I don't get a predator vibe from him. More like a socially awkward, confused, horny old man.
Creepy McCeeperton!! Ewwww~ Imagine seeing that pic above leering at u and breathing all hard while telling u that he wants u??? UGH! (Shivers)
O jeez. I got through that whole article managing to avoid thinking of his O face, only to get ambushed in the comment section. Thanks a lot! ;)
You need to stop talking about my dad like that Camshy, Boo dropped the ball, or balls, he wasn't being cornholed on his regular schedule like Miss Kitty Fuck was supposed to be doing. Cut him some slack, no one got hurt.
Poor kid! Not even an old wrinkled lady would find him attractive let alone a young girl.
I keep thinking of the old man on the show "Family Guy" with the lisp chasing after Peter's son using a walker. Dead ringer in my opinion...ceptin he likes young girls instead of boys.
Oh Lord! I was a bit hesitant to click on this story. Dude looks like he's partied hard for many years but umm maybe not so much in the relations department.
Boo is doing a horrible job at taking care of dad. Real good Boo, what the fuck am I paying you for?
She gets health benifits and everything, now I have to pay for his bail and fines!
HELP!! He is looking at me and it is burning into my brain!!!!!!WHY didn't dad call the cops after the first notes??? Or go have a talk with this Nightmare On Elm Street star!
And fugly, don't forget that.
Which is fortunate to the young girls he chases, since it wards them off.
DAMN!!!! why is the picture so big??? scared the shit out of me! :) and barf...A burger king dumpster too damn funny
I'm glad he was this stupid. If he wasn't, he could've grabbed the poor girl one day and raped her. I'm really glad that didn't happen.
I not sure about that, I am sure he would have tried but he looks completely decrepit i think any normal 15 year old girl could kick this guys saggy old ass all the way back to the nursing home.
