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Linda Vaughn Tries to Torture, Beat & Burn Woman into Getting Naked
Tuesday, September 20, 2011 at 10:07 am
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She invited the unnamed, 34-year-old woman over to her house in Belleview, Florida last week, then proceeded to apply her legendary mating techniques on the lady.
Yet for reasons we don't understand, the target wasn't into getting naked with Vaughn. Some people don't have any taste.
That's when Vaughn decided that torture was the best way to charge the woman's loins into full coital fury. She refused to let the woman leave, taking her cash, drivers license and credit cards.
Then Vaughn punched, kicked and stomped on the woman. She burned her arm with a lit cig, cut her with a butter knife, and tried to set her hair on fire. All the while Vaughn was still trying to coax her into getting her into bed, because everyone knows that torture is an ancient form of arousal.
When none of that worked, Vaughn forced the woman to lick an open sore on her arm, telling her victim she had AIDS, which is like a white trash version of a candlelit dinner.
Eventually, the woman was able to convince Vaughn to go to a nearby bar, where they could fuel their pending liaison with a few pregame brewskies.
Alas, it was all a dastardly plot. It seems the woman wasn't really into Vaughn after all. She was just using the old bar trick as a ruse to escape and call police.
The victim was subsequently hospitalized, and Vaughn was charged with aggravated battery, false imprisonment and theft, terms she believes are merely synonyms for the word "foreplay."
See our last story from the White Trash Theatre file: Richard & Kristy Finlayson Caught on Camera Getting Their Incest on in Elevator.
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131 comments
Don't ask why these people get their freak on in such a stupid ass way, it'll just make you crazy
I demand a story where the lesbians aren't shovel-faced ghouls! Her pic made me puke up in my throat...
As fugly as that face is, it's somehow better than the brother/sister boning picture. I was getting tired of seeing that one up top. Glad to see it has moved on. Made me feel all crawly.
I get called names when I speak of the skanks fugness and my hotness, but you call her fugly and its OK?
I love pissing people off too! And I am also a gorgeous middle aged woman! At least I try to appreciate my better parts and ignore the not so great ones. That felt very weird to say.
You are too sweet. I do find it funny for real though. I make jokes about being so beautiful because I know it will piss someone off and they will jump all over my shit! I do believe for real that I am very cute especially since I am skirting dangerously close to middle age oldieness. Beautiful, well that is all in one's mind eye. It took time and age to realize that I am attractive. I wish more women could see the same thing instead of seeing everything that is wrong with them.
That was my PSA for the day. Back to my hot, bitchy self.
thats cause it's ok for someone else to rate your rack, ass or body. I never did get that picture ct.....
Okay so I dont think that jail is going to be much of a punishment for her coz I doubt she's gonna be getting her ass kicked more like she's just going to find herself a willing lady friend who doesnt mind someone who's been rode really hard hung up and then beaten with a crowbar. Thats one oogly lady
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For real??? Why would someone flag a harmless, fuzzy little duckling like me? I make people think of good things like Easter, and springtime and flowers. I am so sad.
Think the smith program from The Matrix.The one that went rogue."The wonderful thing about being me, is that there's so many of me"
You're assuming that there's two more to replace that troll, instead of the troll coming back, and trolling twice as hard, pretending to be two people.
They might be the same troll, over and over again.
I didn't mind duck's posts.
I missed it too. Duck's posts are weird, but I've not flagged a single one.Nothing worth flagging?
Who did this? Is it one of our former trolls who's taken to fucking with the flag system now?
I didn't really notice...being on dashboard filters out a lot of bullshit...but I did see my corsage being a C-U-Next Tuesday to my Jenn...be nice HD...I don't want euthanize you...but I will smother you in Jabba's rolls...
I think it flagged itself...his feathers always making him click where he shouldn't...that's how he learned about the birds and the bees...
