Marnie Nappi Tried to Kill Girlfriend's Husband So They Could Be Together
Wednesday, September 7, 2011 at 1:32 pm
|The upside: With that sweet butch look, Marnie shouldn't have any trouble finding new love in the New York state pen|
Unfortunately, Marnie works at a Syracuse pizza joint, a vocation granting her little access to experienced hit men. So beginning in January, she began trolling the city for a willing assassin.
Her family has a bit of money, so she paid three different people a total of $20,000 to kill Gardner. Alas, they were much more interested in taking Marnie's loot than actually whacking David. She even paid a fellow pizza worker to kill him -- to no avail.
Finding the Syracuse hitmen market lacking in both energy and decent work habits, she finally reached out to a friend from out of state. But the friend wasn't much into murder, so he called police.
As you can guess, an undercover state trooper was delighted to meet with Marnie to discuss her murder plot. Marnie believed her fourth prospective hire was legit, so she agreed to pay the cop to have David killed. That's when she was busted for conspiracy to commit murder.
The downside is that she's now out of both love with Beverly and the $20,000 she spent on uninspired killers. The upside is that she rocks a totally sweet butch look, which means she should easily find fresh romance in the New York state pen.
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