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Melissa Minarsich Beats Her Boyfriend for Refusing Her "A Piece of Ass"
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| "All I want is a piece of ass," she told the officers. "Is that too much to ask for?" |
But Melissa is not the kind to be denied. She began punching said boyfriend and smashing stuff around the house, believing her fury would intoxicate him with untethered desire, and they would soon be partaking of fleshly pleasures.
Alas, it had the opposite effect. The boyfriend called the cops.
When police arrived, they found the house trashed and the boyfriend punched, though he wasn't really harmed. They also found that Melissa had a ready explanation for her explosion.
"All I want is a piece of ass," she told the officers. "Is that too much to ask for?"
No, most certainly it isn't, Melissa.
But since she was hammered and was already convicted of domestic assault two years ago, the cops hauled her away for another charge -- which is just like having another round, only it comes equipped with a jail cell. (Special thanks to reader Leah for the tip.)
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Flip, flop, slip, slap, chins on your face, titties at your waist...
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Dangle,dangle, dangle, dangle...:D
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...lucky there's a fam-i-ly guy...lucky there's a man who...oh wait that's nuts-chin...
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You just turn around (if you can) and look at your backside....avid runner my ass....Ahahahahahaha!
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No you didn't, you jealous chubby twat.
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I think she did the "virus site" option, cause her being such and avid runner, she didn't have the time to have to go through all the people who thinks she's a lying bag of shit...
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It's hard to distinguish face rolls, that come in a variety pack on a face of fat.
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Well on sexism, I haven't displayed any here on TCR, it's a misconception that anti-feminists are sexist. While feminism uses women as a tool for profit, anti-feminist/pro-family advocates commonly show more compassion and understanding towards women, and more respect to family life than feminism does, family life including wives, sisters and daughters. I agree men can restrain women, at times. If the woman is enraged, not so much. Swinging a knife, throwing things, good luck. Shooting a gun, can't quite grab a bullet. Driving a car as a weapon, we're shit out of luck on stopping her. Happened to friend of ours here. Girlfriend ran over him, dragged him across the pavement, backed up and ran over him again. He was one giant limping scab, legs and torso and arms just one big bleeding leaking scab for months. Ran over him because she wanted to go party and he wouldn't give her anymore money. I agree with you choosing a partner wisely would avoid all of the above. Only problem is people can be deceptive when dating, and not everyone has the experience or discernment you and I might have to notice it.
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Leah just has to look in a mirror..
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Im not talking about hitting a woman back, i wouldnt do that unless a woman was coming at me with a dangerous weapon of some sort. In my experience its very easy to simply hold an irate woman and restrain her, this is easy because I am a man. Im not sexist like you seem to be Fiola but I will say that its all down to nature, men are stronger. (I mean physically before i get crucified here). Also if you choose your partner quite wisely, you should never find yourself in this situation ie. dont date trashy bitches like the girl in this story and you will have an easy life.
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Oh, and don't forget to virus me when you have the time...which I'm sure you do...lurker...
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First, come up with something better than just regurgitating what I said...Second, everything on you is dangling at some level where it shouldn't be...like your tits...you know it's not normal for them to start at you chest and end at your waist, right? NO ONE finds that sexy...not even make believe cyber lovers...
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No, I am pretty sure it is what is dangling from YOUR ugly ass face.
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From what she thinks it is, sounds like she has it confused for that shit that dangles from her face...
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Oh fuck that made me laugh really hard.
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C to the T to the Bagger...
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Honestly I didn't. I thought it would be someone with a saggy ass hanging to their knees. That's why I asked.
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Trick question?
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You don't know what an ass chin is?
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Thanks, I had to go look at her pic to get the visual.
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I'll keep that fire going.... =)
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LOL. Oh goody....don't keep me waiting!
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You've been a naughty girl, go to my room... =)
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thats where your chin looks like a butt crack. you can see she has one in the pic
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Yet.
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What is ass chin?
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LOL, even men have standards and don't want to bone someone reeking of liquor and cigarettes and a foul mouth. UGH
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True, evidence shows in domestic violence situations men are most likely to use their hands and fists, women are most likely to use weapons and surprise attack where they have an unfair advantage such as the circumstances you described. And many men are trained to "never hit a woman" under any circumstances, they'll allow an abusive woman to beat on them and never hit back, not because they're weak, because it's their belief, the abuse can escalate each time until she's dangerous and possibly murders him.
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Could. Or you could call the police, putting wisdom over machoism resulting in circumstances such as with the woman I mentioned who would have gotten away with murder. I'm more a tit-for-tat person too, if someone hits me hard I'm more inclined to smack them back, man or woman. But that's idiocy in today's anti-male feminist society, guaranteeing in most circumstances the man who hit back will be the one arrested, charged, and put on record as a domestic abuser, jeopardizing his chances of being found innocent in the future if his wife stabs or shoots or otherwise tries to murder him, then claims she did it out of self-defense claiming he was an abuser. After all...he's on record as an abuser.
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I literally LOL'd at the term unfuckable alcoholic. Too too funny.
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Thats fair enough. Unless this guy just had some major surgery or was disabled in some way, he is a pussy.
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I knew a guy once, best guy I ever met, and he was married to an abusive woman. He was recovering from back surgery when he got into an argument with his wife. She pushed him down before jumping up and down on his back. Bitch was crazy. My point is it's not always a matter of letting them beat you like a little bitch.
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or else you could grow a set of balls and dont let your partner beat you about like a little bitch?
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I'm gonna guess it's Because they get horny too ....:)
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I fall into both those categories..lol
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Jesus Pete ...Small words ...Use Small words...I confuse Easily ..It's all those years of fighting for the puck,,:)
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People on Jerry Springer are into all you just said
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um.......im really not sure what to say,,,,,,huh.......well.....um good luck??? LOL crazy crazy trash
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Guy was probably tired...dude's get tired too...that's not just our excuse...she should have just drunkenly rubbed one out and slept the no cocking off....would have saved herself the embarrassment of being known nation wide as an unfuckable alcoholic....
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Wake me up before you go go...
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I don't blame him for refusing her sex. Eww. And her personality sounds just as eww too
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Good on him to call the cops. I can so picture her telling and demanding him to stay hard while having relations. Poor guy.
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A piece of ass? Like a donkey?
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hahaha come on Melissa who needs a man for that purpose?...well maybe real women.
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because the nice ones can just bang, they don't need a vice.
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Why is it always the nasty ones that want to get drunk and bang? Just Sayin
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Good for him. Call the cops on abusive women. Establish a domestic violence record. About 25% of abusive women eventually murder their victims. Locally a woman stabbed her husband to death. She claimed he was abusive and it was self-defense. But two previous boyfriends had called police on her for abuse, and her mother once called police for abuse. She was on record as a domestic abuser. She was convicted of murder. Later in interviews the jury...majority women...said they found her guilty largely based on her having three different records of domestic violence, "that sealed it". If her previous boyfriends didn't call the police to establish a long record, she would have gotten away with murder. Then gone on to murder another brother, son, uncle of someone. When she's violent, beyond small things like slapping or shoving etc, call the cops. Don't worry about "manly", "manhood", "macho" or any of that useless crap. Call the cops, get her locked up, get that record started. You may be saving your own life, saving the life of a future boyfriend, or saving a future man from being murdered then called an abuser while the woman walks free.
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ravenous... that's a pretty good description of our relationship.
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I think I like that rule!
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Well, at least you are consistent. You don't listen to me either. I don't hit. I bite!
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Some girls just don't take rejection well... others just don't take it at all.
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So am I and I asked you the question........Nice TRY Pete ...:D
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Would that be a mortal sin or a veenal sin?
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Not her boyfriends......lol
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Yeah I don't have an ass chin. I do however need to make a trip to the local adult store before I start humping random strangers like a bitch.
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She had me at "All I wanted....".
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One persons pain is another persons pleasure....
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If you did bring her home to mom, she would recognize the mugshot and could read about how your sex life is going
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oh man! Usually I think that 2 women is kinda hot, but your "Big Bertha" reference and her picture will haunt me the rest of the day.
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I am Catholic, Senlanne. We go to hell if we have thoughts like that.
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I dare say Dog has lost his gentlemanly spirit. We must feed him whiskey at our reeducation camp to return him to life without casting ravenous aspersions on his better half.
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Do you not turn yourself on typing and thinking of all that shit?
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Yaaaa Right ....Don't lie to us...were not the cops...........Wait ...you are ..never mind
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Are you sure?
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Hi Josh!
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"All I want is a piece of ass," she told the officers. "Is that too much to ask for?"...............UMMM YES have you seen your face? And with you being drunk and all I'm sure your breath matched it!....Wow moron she probably beat him often ...And that kinda turns someone off after awhile.
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hey traci!! =)
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LOL. but not when your done....before you start, I insist on participating!
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wake me up when you are done and tell me how good I was.....
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he needed the beer more than her
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In her book ‘And so it goes’ Linda Ellerbie (sp) related a story from her early marriage when she was living in Alaska and she and her then husband worked different shifts and they weren’t spending enough time together. They came up with a new rule… only one person had to be awake for sex.
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hope not.....
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Have you seen Sons of Anarchy this season? Hell even I'D skip sex if it was on. Just ask my partner... Seriously though, sex is a two way street and if one partner's not feeling up to it then the other partner needs to respect that and if the horny partner still wants a little lovin they should incorporate their hands or a little buzzing friend.
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No you haven't... but you do like to... Damn it, I just told myself to shut up. Why don't I listen?
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Some men don't like their woman piss ass drunk when having sex.
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and save your house in the meantime.
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oh no Pete, don't stop. It's just my brain gets on your descriptive wavelength as soon as HoneyBoy comes home in the evening. "rompery" indeed!
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Keep it up Pete. Sometimes those lines are the only thing that cheer me up. Did you see Dog up there maligning my good nature? And, he's supposed to be on my side!!!
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Too late! I have never punched you!!
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Sorry, Breccia. I get tired of always describing things the same way, so I gotta freshen it up sometimes to keep myself from drudgery.
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Throw the dog a bone.
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Can always tell it's a Piece ah Pete....ahh, I mean a piece by Pete .... "...she began to yearn for the barenaked male form. So she cooed to her boyfriend that it might be a wise time to take to bed for some carnal festivities and salacious rompery..."
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Good Gawd with a mug like that I would have refused having a Migraine as well. When she started getting all hitty and throwing stuff I would have called the law as well and had a restraining order put on her. I don't put up with spousal abuse....Geez.
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He sent her to jail, so that's a good start. Next he should dump her unless he's into the whole being humiliated stuff.
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just dominatrixes
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PMS = Postal mayhem sex(ual desrires) in her case. Gees what a delicate little flower you just want to bring home to mom. However big Bertha at the county jail is ready for her horny ass. LOL
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Quick - someone get this girl a vibrator.
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Well said!
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This 'boyfriend' needs his man card revoked on several levels.
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good point Stanley!
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This sounds a little familiar, girl gets drunk and wants to fool around... I better shut up now before I get myself in trouble.
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Im not sure a guy who regularly gets his ass kicked by his girlfriend and is referred to as a "piece of ass" would actually have any friends.
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"Just wanted a piece of ass"???? Melissa Barbara Minarsich, honey that's just NOT the way to go about it! LOL Wonder if this has worked for her in the past? (kidding) Couldn't she be not only charged with domestic violence, but attempted rape? Wonder what he'll tell his friends? LOL
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Ah. So a case of she was drugging the wrong person? ;)
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Well... there might be booty but there won't be boning! :)
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no booty for you tonight babe!
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only when the woman looks like that
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No my Tcr friends that was NOT me. It hasn't come down to this....yet.
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Is it the first of April or something and nobody told me? A guy refuses sex? Is this for real??
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