Fugitive on Video Shooting Deputy
Merlizeth Lescana, Nearly Naked Burglar, Uses Cry of Rape to Escape Homeowner
Friday, September 9, 2011 at 11:16 am
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The basket contained Richard's jewelry box and his computers.
Lescana tried to make a run for it, bolting into the backyard and attempting to climb the fence. But the fence was too tall, and Richard was already on the horn to 911. So Lescana decided to charge him.
She knocked the phone out of his hand, then tried to make a call herself. Meanwhile, Richard kept trying to call 911, but Lescana kept batting his phone away.
He finally contacted his girlfriend, telling her to call the cops. But our 5-foot-tall, 100-pound villain wasn't about to go down easily. (You can see her Facebook page here.)
She grabbed a flower pot and smashed it over Richard's head. Unfortunately, Richard is from California, where men live on pine cones and shots of wheat grass instead of meat and whiskey, as God intended. He found it rather difficult to subdue the 100-pound lass.
They wrestled to the ground as Richard tried to hold her for the police. But she slashed him in the leg with a piece of the broken flower pot, then took off running again. Richard grabbed her by the belt, but Lescana simply slid out of her pants and kept going.
So Richard grabbed her by the shirt, but she slid out of that as well and began running down the street, now nearly naked.
Neighbors heard the commotion and started coming out of their homes. By this time Richard had caught her again. That's when Lescana busted out the ultimate trump card. She started screaming that she was being raped.
Not wanted to be beat to death by neighbors for being mistaken for a pervert, Richard let go. "I'm trying to hold her for the police but she's naked so she starts screaming rape and my neighbors... they know me but what do you do when somebody's yelling rape? So I kind of let her go," he told 10-News. Lescana escaped.
But police were able to ID her by the cell phone she left behind in Richard's yard. A warrant has been issued for her arrest.
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119 comments
Pine cones and wheat grass? I live in California and I dont know anyone who eats that...
LMAO at the fact he couldn't subdue her. I am thinking Pete is correct about Cali men. WTH?? But if she is slipping out of her clothing so easily she couldn't have been wearing much to begin with and prob has an eating disorder and is a stripper.
First, Pete, you don't know shit about California men...second, yeah, what the fuck is this dude doing with a jewelry box? What a clever bitch though...trying to rob a guy blind and then crying rape...shady, devious girl...
The guy's from California, he has a jewelry box, and he struggles to subdue a 100-pound woman. What am I missing here, BooBoo?
Okay, contrary to popular belief, all California guys aren't metrosexual vegans...and maybe the jewelry box was the girlfriends? And if it wasn't, maybe it's a super manly jewelry box with Popeye arms and shark teeth...and it's possible the dude was trying to be gentlemanly and didn't want to knock the ever loving shit out of the chick, even though she's a twacked out meth head that was stealing his shit...and for the record, before I get the "your boyfriend's a self-sucking, Castro frequenting, Streisand lovin' homo...my man is not a Californian...he's a mid-west boy...and if he's all the above then there's gay all over and none of you are safe...board up your assholes, fellas...
So I don't agree with violence against women, that said she was robbing his home, smashed him with a flower pot, than cut him with it. He should have punched her in the stomach and sat in her shoulders till the cops showed up.
guy probably never talks to his neighbors. My neighbors know me well enough to take my side of the story in a case like this. Enough houses have been broken into that we all started talking and looking out for the other guy. She wont hide for long and I hope pete keeps us updated.
Sure hope they find the nasty bitch!! She needs to go to jail where she really can get raped.. by the other female inmates!!!
What is funny, is when you are the law and the suspect calls 911 on you! Ask any cop with a few years in, they will tell you this has happened to them.
You are trying to arrest them and they are calling for the police to deal with the person in the marked squad, with the uniform, the badge, the gun who is trying to arrest them for something they didn't do.
Pulling the RAPE card is bang out of order. The robbing skank is only giving real victim's a bad name
Don't vicious cunts cry rape (or attempted rape, or "he beat me"....) all the time against men?Aren't MEN constantly JAILED for FALSE allegations?(allegations that the SCUMBAG HERO COPS KNOW are FALSE???)
I can't believe he let this little whore get away...What a faggot!!! He should have just knocked her out COLD after she slashed him....AND YES CUNTS...IF YOU PERPETRATE ANY VIOLENCE ON A NORMAL MAN..THAT CHIVALRY SHIT GOES OUT THE WINDOW!!! YOU'RE OUT COLD....
OF course the dumb faggots who post here won't agree...
AND YES!!! I KNOCKED OUT A 300 LB CRAZED NEGRESS THAT LOOKED LIKE MIKE TYSON WEARING A BO-PEEP WIG IN A LIBRARY ONCE...(she wouldn't give me her phone number....)
Oh dear... this gets my lovely troll limerick award! Shoo troll, don't bother me~Shoo troll, don't bother me~ Shoo troll, don't bother me~~
You should be banned for excessive use of capslock and be forced to take a class on writing comprehension. no dun dun. Seriously, go.
WHO appointed YOU to ANYTHINGYou STUPID WHORE!!!!!!WHAT KIND OS STUPID SHIT NAME IS THAT!!!???
Okay Chibitsuki...You tamed me with your brutal honesty...You just gave me a TON of ammo to attack you with...
I was about to go off on you but it sounds like you need someone to actually be nice to you...I'll even compliment you...
I bet you look VERY cute in "crotchless bloomers"....And No...If I saw you wearing "Crotchless Bloomers" I swear I wouldn't jump out the window...
Good Night Darling Chibitsuki(and Mrs. Calabash...Where ever you are....)
So mature *rolls eyes* So is D-D-Duane a representation of the pity grade passes you got from your high school teachers? Obviously they couldn't fail you and keep you back because they didn't want to deal with you anymore.
1. Crotchless bloomers? You're a twisted little fucker. Stop watching so much granny porn.
2. I'm getting really tired of this. Here is what I know. You can't tell my appearance online unless it's some blurry ass twitter profile pic. But here's what I can tell about you: You're an uneducated lout who takes away from the main discussion with your obsession with capslocks and inane routines about government conspiracies. We call you uneducated and stupid and inbred because you choose to represent yourself as an ill-grown manchild. Doesn't matter if it's true or not, it's how you choose to convey yourself as.
And as for lifestyle comparisons: I just graduated from a college that's in the top 30s of the nation, and have a string of lovers from spain, japan, netherlands, and the U.S. They ranged from medical researchers, rugby players, and business school students-all handsome and fit. Even stole a few of these guys from other girls in the clubs. You were right about the slut part- just not the fat and ugly portion. And my stupid ex-boyfriend keeps on texting me to hook up.
Here's the thing though- while I was away in a nightclub, you spent the majority of your saturday evening in front of the computer with a box of tissues and your hand given your infatuation with sexual terminology. And to rub it in your face, I'm tipsy and I can still write better and more coherently than you.
I noticed that not only is that one as normal cutting down women. But it is also used a bigoted term for a black woman. Verve was as far as I remember seeing, the only one who did both. As for baiting a troll, that is up to you. Though the faster way of making one leave. Is to leave it alone.
Please Chitsucki...Change into your crotchless bloomers and stand in front of the window....
Maybe one of the neighbors will accidently notice and NOT immediately jump out the window....
Oh.. btw, thank you for confirming that your parents are inbred psychos and that your dad DOES ask your mom to wax off her chest hair!
In 5 minutes(YES FIVE!!!) This dumb whore taught herself at LEAST 3 more lanuages ...ISN'T SHE INCREDIBLE!!!!?
Main Languages Spoken:1) ANAL (GREEK)2) B.J. (FRENCH)
Also Ladies, Please Note:SHE'S A CUNNING LINGUIST!!!!!
Actually, I speak four. Japanese, Chinese, English, and French (not the bj version). I'm literate in Latin, French, and English and semi-literate in Japanese and Chinese.
Can you believe this DUMB STUPID WORTHLESS WHORE is BRAGGING that she speaks: "2 ( A WHOLE TWO!!!) DIFFERENT LANGUAGES"
1) ANAL (GREEK)2) B.J. (FRENCH)
One that represents that I speak at least two different languages and that my parents aren't inbred psychos like yours. You're probably traumatized because you heard your dad ask your mom to wax off her chest hair before they went at it like a pair of horny west virginian first cousins.
Someone please remind me not to feed the troll. It's bad for my health.
Sam... From the looks of your photo you could pour catnip and fish oil all over your CRUSTY MESSY FURRY PRIVACY and STILL no cat or dog would want you....
Pork chop around his neck? I thought peanut butter on the balls was the preferred method? Huh, maybe d-d-duane is a-a-allergic...*pours nut oil all over comment in hopes of causing awkward facial swelling... ;)*
Your comments would be much better (well some of them) if you would leave all the SLURS out of the shit!!!!! I TAKE BACK THE LAST LINE COMMENT YOUR A FUCKING LOSER
lol yeah obviously one who has difficulty in being themselves... oh well... all squirrels have their own nut... this one's just loose
I don't know WTF you're referring to"Senlaane Shabazz Elaka Isreal Zulu" (this hermaphadite's real name....)
I am replying to myself although it's to my2 below that for some reason Disqus didn't allow a "reply" button....
Anyway..... BRING IT ON....TAZER & ALL
ps: (can I have one.... pretty please!)
don't mess with me, there's a tazer on the other end...lol...:evil grin:
yeah I definitely use a stick... something smells as bad as those opinions... 1/stinks to high heaven 2/don't want to get any of that crap on me...lol
who doesn't like poking trolls LOL (w/the troll stick of course).... I could see the red blinking light - really I could but but but but.... uggghhhhhhh!
lol I know I know... but I found my troll stick and the little red light that means "poke the troll" was blinking... must follow blinking light... must poke troll....
Well sometimes they do need to be put in their place.If they said one thing to me I could let it past most times but this ass has been going on for days now.To everyone
no offense - I was picking on everyone including myself for trolling - when it gets too over the top w/crap, I just leave for a bit.... easier than dealing with trolls that just get off on starting shit and can't take a debate or conversation without finding sore spots to poke in each conversation (but that is the definition of trolls right?)..
Sometimes you just have to feed them.When the boss is gone, and I have computer time.....Just for shits & giggles........Ok, I don't have a computer at home, so I take the fun when I can.
I didn't feed him..In fact I did compliment him on the last line with that joke he made (I have changed that sense) I just asked him to not make comments with the slurs and he went all ape shit plus I'm sick of how he attacks everyone on here,,,Like I said in my post on the new banning system I will only take so much of someones shit. :)
he sure did & is now saying it wasn't as bad as everyone thinks - yeah, that's a confession alright!
BTW, a while back I was reprimanded for feeding the trolls. Why is everyone feeding the trolls. I'm so confused. ;) JK. Can I write it again from Newsdog's statement above? D*O*N*'*T F*E*E*D T*H*E T*R*O*L*L*S (no matter how much fun it can be) LOL.
Let's all try and remember what we learned from last Friday's post on censoring:Do not take the Trollbait. Do not look the Trolls directly in the eye.The best way to deal with a Troll is to ignore them.
It's like the old joke about wrestling with a pig. You get dirty and they like it.
The usual tactic of a FAGGOT LIKE SHITLANE... who doesn't like it when someone RESPONDS TO THEM in kind...
THE VILE WHIMPY FAGGOT TRIES TO GET YOU CENSORED!!!!
Haha! You tell him Senlaane! Did you see that bullshit he posted about the bastard who raped his 11 year old daughter? What an asshole.
Your kindergarten name calling does NOT offend me but your slurs and comments to others here do and I'm telling you right now if I see your slur shit again I will flag your fucking ass a million times until you are removed and when you come back (because trolls do) ?I WILL KNOW and I will flag that shit as well
