Alleged Sex Assaulter, Underwear Stuffer
Open Thread Tuesday: Serial Killer John Boyer Confesses to More Murders
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This guy is ok in my book. These hookers lived a dangerous lifestyle, and they chose to argue with this guy over money, then got killed for it. I don't feel the least bit sorry for them, in fact I think he's doing a public service!
Susan Powell's asshole father in law has been arrested for kiddie porn! Big surprise. Hope they bury his sorry ass under the jail and that his son joins him in the very near future.
I think the waking up in a panic that made my heart race is enough to keep me fit...and I heard about TUF the other day...fucking hate Bisping...we'll catch up in a few hours illy...I'm sleepy and the big bad dream has faded...night you guys...
DAmn woman you won't be fit when you wake up in the morning...I ment to tell you last night that Mayhem and Bisping are coaches this season of TUF..............I think Bisping will beat mayhem (which sucks) but maybe Mayhem will whip that ass.
Bad dream induced shits...yes, that's it...lol...I had to go check that shit was still locked and pee...
Is that right Shade? I hadn't heard that update..................and those grandkids have been staying with him and his whacked out son???? Hmmmm this could be a motive picture here....
Lets hope this shit works better now. Whats that red thing by the disqus log in?
I'm going to start working on my Halloween costume this month...I have to make a lot of it my fucking self but I think it's gonna be worth it...
You should dress up as my balls, you have a lot of hair on your head, all those curls and shit.
My hair can be the pubes...I can put a big dangly testicle on each arm and the rest of me can be the shaft...I'll have to wear a flesh colored Vader helmet on my feet and hop around...but guys will admire the size of my balls...
I pay good cash for the stank. My trannies are all high class chicks with dicks. All class.
Which is why all your transbroads are uncircumsized and cheesy...pay the extra Enz...cause the excess shmeg is making your breath stink...
I am gonna cut out the bottom of a garbage can, put suspenders to hold it up, make the lid a hat and go as "white trash", might even black out some toophers
lol...I thought you were going to go as Oscar the Grouch when I saw trash can...I'm going to be a gothed out and slightly zombified version of Red Riding Hood...I can't find a decent hooded cape, so I'm going to make my own, because I want one that's long and warm to go out in...but I already found the perfect leggings...they're white and blood splattered...the spatter is the pattern so I don't have to ick myself up with gore to get the look...I thought of being Wednesday Adams....but that's been done to death....
Because no one would ever buy fabric and patterns from a store called Rags to Stitches.
Yeah, we have JoAnn's here...we also have Michael's and Beverly's...why are they all people's first names?
fabric stores sometimes have patterns, too. i know there are joann fabric stores all the freak over the east coast .... but not sure about out there.
Craft stores are fun...I buy fake flowers all the time to make hair clips...real flowers die too quick and also I don't like insects hanging out around my head....
How about suits...we need to make you a little suit to wear to your funeral...ducky has to wear a suit to the grave...I have your casket all picked out...it's a powder blue Kleenex box...
They make a whole line. Duck hats, Duck Jackets, Duck Pants, Duck Boots. And all waterproof.
Ohhh...I'll probably look online or go to one of the many craft stores in this town...not going anywhere near walmart though...
Walmart carries Simplicity and a few other pattern makers. I sew stuff all the time. In the evening to destress from TCR. They have lots of patterns for sale on line too.
some walmarts still carry fabric and patterns too... or you can buy it online at JoAnne Fabrics
I'm going to be Enzo the fucking baker this year, I'm gonna wear a dirty bakers uniform, get a strap-on and let it hang out of my pants and rent a tranny hooker for the night to follow me around, I'm gonna need a duck too.
First you have to have some real Enzo in you to get my true essence, you'll need to have a large van for all your deliveries and my mom will need your cell number so she can call you every hour to let you know how handsome you are and what a good boy you are, then to make being me really come to life- you have to film yourself yelling at a tranny while he/she beats you off.
lol .... and being in nyc, you shouldn't have any trouble at all finding a rentable tranny hooker!


