As part of our continuing coverage of
Be Shitty to Your Mother Week, we turn now to the picturesque land of Franklin Township, Pennsylvania, where police were called to a domestic disturbance just after midnight yesterday morn. Meet 36-year-old Shane Hazlett...
When police arrived at the home of his mom, she said he was acting like an asshole, so the cops told him to leave.
But "leave" is a rather complex word in the mind of an ingrate, so Hazlett apparently thought the concept was temporary. Plus, he wasn't done harassing his family.
He began texting his mom and his siblings, threatening to kill them. Then he got a ride back to mom's house to make good on his promises.
He used a fire extinguisher to bash in the front door. Then he proceeded to choke his sister, punch his brother's teeth out, and kick his mom.
When he tired of taking his rage out on human targets, he went to the barn to trash stuff. Even the horses weren't immune. He tried to further torture an injured horse by riding it, but the horse wasn't in the mood to take any shit, so it bucked him off.
His anger was further inflamed when his mom decided to grab a gun. Hazlett charged his mother, but she's no shrinking violet either. She let him know that no attack would be forthcoming by shooting him the chest.
Luckily for Hazlett, both his mom and his brother are EMTs. They treated him until an ambulance arrived, though St. Peter was overheard suggesting that it might be wiser to let the asshole bleed to death. Just a thought.
Hazlett wasn't seriously injured, since he was briefly hospitalized before being turned over to the cops. He's now charged with
burglary, criminal trespass, terroristic threats, assault, recklessly
endangering another, harassment and stalking.
See our last story about an ingrate son: Cory Morrel Knocks Mother Out When She Won't Let Him Practice Martial Arts in the House.
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