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Shilo Hodge Stabs Fiancee Because There's Not Enough Barbecue Sauce on Chicken

By Pete Kotz in Douchebags, assault
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 at 10:00 am
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The weak-chinned bastard you see to your right is 32-year-old Shilo Hodge. Being a douchebag, he doesn't understand that a guy like him is lucky just to have a girlfriend, much less a woman who's agreed to marry him. So returns the favor by abusing her...

Last April, police were called to their home in Old Town, Maine, where the unnamed, 40-year-old woman told police that Hodge had beaten and sexually assaulted her.

We don't have many details about what happened, but it seems that Hodge raped and beat her. She had to wait until he left the house before she called police.

The woman told police she was "controlled by him" and that he monitored her every move. Hodge was subsequently charged with gross sexual assault and domestic violence.

But the woman didn't have the will to leave him. After receiving a hangup call to 911 last week, the cops once again arrived at the couple's home. It seems the woman made Hodge a chicken dinner. But he got pissed after finding it unsatisfactory. There apparently wasn't enough barbecue sauce on the chicken for his liking.

Naturally, he showed his displeasure by stabbing her in the arm with a hot skewering fork. That's how revolt over insufficient dining experiences are demonstrated in Maine. Police noticed that her arms contained burns and puncture wounds.

The cops also noticed that the phone had been knocked over the living room, explaining the 911 hangup call. Hodge tried to claim a cat did it. But when officers noticed it had been unplugged from the wall, our shitbag was not only charged with obstruction of justice, but felony domestic violence.

See our last story from the Gooberville file: Gene Fahr Blasts Mother With Pepper Spray, Tries to Shoot Out Her Door.

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