Ten Executions Gone Shockingly Wrong
hey i know this guy he is really sweet. he lives by me my little brothers are grtae friends with his kids. so please stop talking crap about a guy you dont evean know really.
Troy Fisher Kills Dad Edward, But He's Too Lazy to Destroy the Evidence
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 at 7:00 am
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That's where Troy lived with his 69-year-old father, Edward, where they worked together in a forklift repair business. But Edward disappeared that day. Relatives assumed he was on vacation.
When time went on and still no one heard from them, Troy told them that his dad had reconnected with an old flame from the '60s. He'd jumped aboard her yacht and sailed back to her native Germany, where they apparently don't have phones that can call America.
Since forklift repairmen are rarely so fortunate as to be swept off their feet at age 69 by a rich lady with a yacht, Edward's relatives became suspicious and called the cops.
But when detectives visited Troy, he had a different story to tell. He said Edward came home angry one night with a gun and an argument ensued. As they wrestled for the weapon, it went off and hit Edward in the head. Troy naturally shot him a second time because... well... because.
Then he burned Edward's body in a burn pile and threw away some bloody carpet in a remote area of Washington.
But Troy may be the laziest murderer ever. A month after the killing, he still hadn't destroyed all the carpet. Detectives found some in the bed of a truck outside the house, and some pieces still inside the house. There was also a hole in the living room floor where he'd cut out bloody carpet and flooring, but hadn't bothered to repair it.
He going to get to it as soon as he got done fixing another batch of Hot Pockets.
After two hours of interviewing our moron, police decided this probably wasn't an innocent argument turned deadly. Troy's been charged with first-degree murder.
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46 comments
Well considering I know both of them. I'm not going to really comment on the story. But everybody is just assuming that his father isn't a bigger guy too. Which you are wrong.
These are the kinds of overweight people that really irritate me. Even when it is vitally important to get off your fat ass and do something they still cant. Dont get me wrong, I am glad he has been caught for this but for gods sake put some fucking effort into things. Even the threat of a life sentence wont motivate this sack of shit, sickens me.
What a POS. I find it funny that in a lot of cases, the person went off on yacht (round the world trip, etc)., got into a car, walked to the store, and on and on and on. What is sad is that a lot are not found. I hope this asshole gets prison food for a long time, though I've heard the fat content should keep him in his prime.....
I was going to call him a fat bastard but I dont wanna offend Mike Myers.But come on seriously murder one oh one mandates that you get rid of all physical evidence before you even think of a cover story or at least think of one while you're cleaning up your mess.I am surprised this fat fuck didnt have a heart attack or something while getting rid of the body.
I don't think Mike Myers would mind I think that's what he was going for when he invented Fat Bastard LOL
My bro in law will fucking throw away a dish before he'll wash it! Me and my husband both were like who does that?
That's trippy. Seems it would be more hassle to carry the dish out to the curb, (trash). Then carry the new dish (from the store) home. Maybe he doesn't take out the trash or do the shopping either, lol.
I prefer buying a new bra to handwashing one i've already got... but maybe that's just the shopaholic gene in me? ;)
LOL! Well hello there! You need to work on your timing man, always turning up just about when it's time for me to head home. 5 minutes o' salad is NOT enough! :)
Wow, the big, fat, disgusting slob of a redneck isn't exactly a criminal mastermind. Who woulda thunk?
Was the Father as Big as he is? Just wondering because if he was no wonder he was too lazy to clean it up.
I KNOW FAT BOY AND HIS FATHER, AND NO EDWARD (Bud as we called him) WAS NOT AS FAT AND SLOPPY AS HIS SON. BUD WAS JUST HEALING FROM A BROKEN LEG AND WALKED WITH A CANE AND DIDN'T WALK VERY FAST. SO THIS BIT ABOUT STRUGGLING OVER A GUN MY ASS. WHEN BUD WAS IN THE HOSPITAL WITH HIS LEG FAT BOY WAS NO WHERE TO BE FOUND AS WELL AS RUNNING HIS FATHERS COMPANY IN THE GROUND
OKAY!.........I'm not deaf though so you don't have to shout it...Nor am I blind...:).....My sympathies to you..
I was going to comment on this guy's "farmer's tan" but it's quite obvious why he never removed his shirt in the sun.
They wrestled for the gun? Seriously? Wouldn't it be more like he sat on his Dad and Dad wouldn't say uncle? It went downhill fast from there I would imagine.
This big oversized dumpling. I am not hearing anything in lines of remorse here...and so I further doubt this was any kind of self defense like fatboy is claiming. Go figure he was to fucking lazy, and probably out of breath to dispose of the carpet..
I guess the cops are assuming that the biological father of this man is too bright to accidentally shoot himself twice?
