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Should have moved to Berkley or San Francisco and got a job with the city, where it's mandatory for taxpayers to pay for city employee's sex change operations.
Spencer Cullen, Walmart Worker, Steals From Store to Fund Sex-Change Operation
Friday, September 9, 2011 at 9:49 am
Coffee reading from the Village Voice Empire: Spencer Cullen, 23, was born with a vagina -- and she's apparently so determined to get a penis that she and a friend burglarized the Walmart where the two worked in order to get the cash. Phoenix New Times has the story.
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I know someone who had female-to-male surgery done in the mid '80s. $25,000 wouldn't even begin to cover the costs.
His then (lesbian) girlfriend, now wife, used to tell some funny stories about the mechanics of it all.
I hope female to male looks better than male to female. some natural vaginas dont look that great, I doubt a second hand vag is going to be any better.
Hell, why didn't she just put her penis on lay-away at Walmart? Walmart has everything don't they? I'm sure she could have used her employee discount for her Wal-Brand penis.
You're right. I'm pretty sure if they didn't carry them in store she could have ordered one off the website.
well this don't surprise me after all walmart don't pay there people enough to live on let alone get an operation for anything i have a friend who has worked at walmart for 12 years now and she is almost got her degree in design and plans to leave as soon as possible she say walmart is the worst place anyone can work in the world
If this was a Mom & Pop shop they decided to rob, I would have felt bad but since this is Walmart, I can give two flying fucks.
DOWN WITH WALMART
Morons. They really didn't think they were going to get caught? Or maybe she expected to get caught but not quite so quickly - maybe she figured once the penis was in place what were they going to do - chop it back off and take it back for a refund?
Maybe they attach it with Velcro in case it has to be repossessed. But I have to admit that in many one-night stands, I had the same concept of "once I have the penis in place, what are they going to do?" I mean if they figured out I wasn't going up on the Space Shuttle the next morning after all.
I'm going to re-use the same joke from last week (I'm all about recycling).
At least she will get an invite to be on "Dancing with the Stars."
And if she works at Wal-Mart, I think the strap-on penises are on Lane 8
