Breakfast reading from the Village Voice Empire: Our periodic listing of names showing up in Houston's criminal-court documents brings us an introduction to such folks as Anal Exceus, Chastity Spotts and Shi'tia Alford. Houston Press has the story.
A few links I saw this morning and thought I'd share...
http://www.jesus-loves-you.org...Don't be fooled by the site's name, it's an adorable 911 call made by a little girl when her dad had trouble breathing and chest pains... so cute
http://www.godvine.com/The-Ins...This one's about a little boy with a terminal disease who is well-spoken and has wisdom and courage well beyond his years...
http://hopefaithlove.us/americ...Very touching...
In town we continually have a man who runs for local office, his name is Dick Sweat. Front yards everywhere shudder and cringe when election time rolls around :)
Do you know what happened with FMHN? He's disappeared off the list of people I'm following/ following me?... :(
Let's hope that works... I should be grateful, it was sweater weather up until a few days ago, longest indian summer I have ever seen...
I only wish I could make that image stick... I'm shivering in my garage in front of a space heater. I so hate cold weather!!
Another lovely day in paradise, got my pina colada, my beach umbrella... ::sounds of rain pouring the hell down outside:: shoot never mind... hehehe it's all good!!
My guy was working as an Air force recruiter when he came across this name: Shithead Williams (He avoided calling them until he had gotten ahold of a classmate and found out it was pronounced Shi-theed)
omg too funny, one of my co workers uses the Shi theyed pronunciation when he's calling me a shithead.... he's being funny not mean to me when he says it.
Was a guy in my primary school class called Eric Shaun and then in Grammar school called Mike Hunt. Although they dont look funny in print only when you say them.
I will not say where or why but I knew a guy actually named Peter Shaver and a girl named Wendy Day. For real.
OH Purlees those names are nothing check this out, 37 stone woman gives birth to her 14th baby and calls him....Jihad
Thank God all my babies were tiny little peanuts under 7lbs... The middle one had a noggin the size of a bowling ball, though, which was about what it felt like was coming out.
Now smiling at the thought of my 2 Csections. Piece of piss compaired to passing a 10lb baby. When sat at the Xmas table or Thanks giving I wonder if those who have had to push out the equivalent weight of a turkey can ever look at one on the table and not cringe at the memory.
lmao was trying to forget about it....but now that you mention a 10lb turkey...yeah that would be pretty close to what was pushed out...but wouldn't have traded the moment for anything.
Damn, a hard day's rockin'. Better slip off my shoes. Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend.
I dig it.
haaa too funny, a guy in my town (Ft Myers FL) just got arrested today, his name? Rolex Costume.. http://www.sheriffleefl.org/ma...
Damn! being the sad cow I am I have liked my post many a time and you mean it don't show up in the count?
ah ive come back to report that SHOLANDALASHAWN BIMBO has also been arrested (yesterday) in my beautiful florida town (thatIamMovingOutofOnMonday) http://www.sheriffleefl.org/ma...
And thank you Richard for a little levity!!
~e :smh: where do they come up with these names... and what on God's green earth would make you name your child like that
