Ten Executions Gone Shockingly Wrong
The image of a bunch of guys in orange jumpsuits jerking off to the point of chafing and Repetetive Strain Injury in order to fill those bottles kinda makes me wish it was... ;)
Feces and Urine Squirted By Inmates Using Shampoo Bottles During Mini-Jail Riot
Tuesday, November 29, 2011 at 6:43 am
Breakfast reading from the Village Voice Empire: Four inmates allegedly splattered deputies in a coordinated attack that flooded a common area. Then, after extra jailers and a K-9 unit arrived, they barricaded themselves in their cells. Westword has the story.
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You know it seems to be that the best punishment for the guys who barricaded themselves in their cells would be to leave them there until they cant take the smell anymore. Cell cleanliness should be left to the inmate, he either cleans it up or he has to live in it.
So common. You ever heard of a San Quentin Cocktail? Some will save up their bodily fluids in a cup or container and then they will fling it at the guards and thats all bodily fluids not just shit and piss
This is why I have the utmost respect for CO's...They gotta put up with that kinda shit (seriously, no PUN intended) It's one thing to deal with getting a sharpened toothbrush stuck in your belly, gettin suckerpunched by an inmate who's angry at everyone but himself for being locked in jail, gettin bit by an EDP...But it's a whole different thing to get sprayed with urine and feces...That'll cause some serious diseases. There oughta be a law, squirt a CO with urine and feces, CO's squirt you with the ENTIRE cannister of pepper spray.
How is this any different from having babies? Ah, I remember that time fondly. No, actually I don't but I was trying to be nice for a second there. Never lasts.
Oh my. Where to start. Well, first of all - that pic with the hand is just wrong, i can't tell you how long i've been staring at that already to try and figure out what he's holding.
Then the whole squirting issue - surely in order to be able to squirt feces, it must already be sloppy to start with? Was this maybe a coordinated attack after a particularly questionable meal in the canteen? ;) Also can't help but have the slightest of respect for the ability to catch diarrhoea in a container if they did - proper diarrhoea won't even be contained by the toilet bowl.
"Then they opened fire, flooding not only their cell but an adjacent common area." combined with "inmates who soon blocked themselves in their cells." - so they effectively barricaded themselves into septic tanks of their own waste???"One subsequently surrendered, but the other three refused to follow orders" - well at least one of them had a sense of smell... :)
LMAO @ "Bet that dog thought he'd gone to heaven"
Recipe: Pull poo apart in small enough pieces to be forced down a squeeze bottle. Add water and shake. Allow cocktail to marinate until the right consistency for squirting. =P
