Smurfs Movie Allegedly Drives San Francisco Mother to Drink and Drive

• If I could put up with Barney the purple fucking dinosaur every weekday, for 4 years when my boys were little, without taking a drink......lol   At least the Smurfs are cute! What a crazy bitch, its sad that her daughter even knows the word "drunk", at 4 yrs old. Btw: Hi everyone, long time since I've been on TCR. =)

• LOL, It was rough, but she was croupy and it was all she wanted to watch...

• Hey NY_Mommy email me, miss seeing you around.

• Lol! Stan: "i wonder how many desks i can fit in the broom cupboard..."

• Lol i just got lots of boo's for going into work and they kind of tried to block me out of the carpark but these people rely on me when they are actually at work (part of my job is accommodation and sorting out office moves) so they let me through eventually, if they hadnt I would have probably taken the opportunity today to move them all into the basement lol I would have loved to see their faces when they came back to that tomorrow.

• All public sector workers - against the issue of having to pay more towards their pension and a later retirement age in line with state pensions. I don't particularly mind them fighting against that but in this economy and with the greying population i don't really see another way out of this at the mo. I'm just grateful that i still actually have a job.

• exactly... my theory is less of something is definitely better than nothing of something, no?  I had to take a pay cut last year... I looked at my boss and said.."Do I get to come back to work tomorrow and will I still get a paycheck?... ok, its all good for me then." ... and speaking of a paycheck... I owe I owe...its off to work I go!

• My issue exactly - i just can't afford to lose a day's pay. Most of the picketers were ok but one was being a real asshole so i just finally said - look, i can't afford to lose my house today for something i may or may not get in thirty years. He shut up after that... ;) I don't particularly mind them fighting for this, but you know what - with the economy the way it is and people losing their jobs left right and centre, cuts have to be made somewhere. Which stinks if you were close to retirement age originally and now face extra years in the office, but for people like you and me it's just too far away to worry about.

• damn, now I have to rethink my holiday plans.... (~si)

• All public services seem to be striking. Bus drivers, hospital staff, civil servants etc. It has to do with pension cuts i think. I can see it from their side because most of them are a lot closer to pension age than I am but it just seems like a waste of time to me.

• So exactly, who and why are they striking?

• Yeh there is only about 10-15 people picketing outside. I refuse to strike because they are cutting the wages off the before xmas pay and i got bills to worry about, plus i have been doing lots of overtime at weekends so im not willing to just throw money away. I doubt il ever see my pension anyway with how they keep putting the retirement age up. If im to retire at 70 i have about 43-44 years left to go so my pension is the least of my worries lol.

• well i ate more because i was out i suppose but standardly i will eat 4-5 meals a day plus 2 large protein shakes lol. They arent all massive but 3 of them are generally pretty big, plus i graze all day on nuts and fruit etc. Just like to keep a constant flow of nutrients running through me.

• Yeah here too - well, a lot of people aren't in the office today but there's only a handful actually picketing. Looks like most have just taken this as an extra little day off. I bet you'll find most of them in town doing their Christmas shopping...

• oh man 7 hours of Teletubbies... omg you are a saint... my highest respect...::pays homage::

• holy cow Stanley, what have you got a hollow leg where all that food goes...

• I am always eating because food is awesome and my appetite is ridiculous, takes a lot to fill me up and need it to keep me going strong. Went to a nice steakhouse for lunch yesterday, bbq ribs for starter a sirloin steak with tender chicken strips and mash for the main. I think id probably go again today but I cant get a half day because there is a lot of strike action here at the min.

• " how the hell did she manage to find her car to start with" ...Or even walk out of the theater? I saw the movie with my kids (their first time at a drive-in) it pretty much sucked. Granted I had smoked a bowl beforehand (Mike was driving) But I once (when my daughter was two yrs old & sick & I wanted to placate her) watched the same episode of Teletubbies (talk about mind-numbing) eighteen consecutive times (somewhere between 6 and 7 hrs) without any alcohol or drugs whatsoever and I lived to tell the tale, and this chick can't make it through two hrs? (And NPH even managed to make it somewhat bearable) PATHETIC!

• just say no to smurfberry juice... 

• Couldn't have said it better myself!

• I've never been to an AA meeting, do they consider smurfs and barney things that trigger?

• I agree with you 100% Traci, that was my first thought, I just couldn't figure out a decent way to articulate it...I mean, c'mon now, you choose to take your child to a movie to make her happy, then decide to get drunk?  3 words to describe the bitch: Fuckin' Selfish Cunt.  But really, how is this bitch getting loaded while takin her kid to a movie any different than this new generation of half-wit parents who think Christmas has NOTHING to do with making their children happy and the magic of Santa Clause and spirit of the season, and everything about getting fucking loaded and stoned out of their mind, traumatizing the kids, and then passing out  before grandma and grandpa come over for dinner. Whoops, sorry for the extra rant and high-jack, just want to let you know I agree with you.

• lol can't argue with you there

• Kids drive you to drink.  Smurfs are such a small part of a big picture. 

• What kind of mother can't get through a smurf movie?  Really?  It's two hours out of your day to make your child happy!  I've sat through a entire morning of barney just to make my nephew happy and you don't see me slugging down vodka like it's my job. Hey loser - seek help before you hurt your child or someone else.  You clearly have a problem and things like the smurf movie are just as good an excuse as anything else.

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• What is that about? why is my handle mentioned there? im lost..taking half day to dine at nice restaurant, back tomorrow. Have fun

• Who's the idiot with the spam. You'd think that if her aunt was making all that, she would too. Maybe they get the cash from spamming? Who know's. Let's track em down and virusize their system...LOL

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• lol we must have been in the same coma when Seabiscuit came around

• I hear you madness...it truly is a wonder this child hasn't been hurt, because it really does sound as though this is not the first time... even the child said she was drunk.... :smh: sad when a 4yr old knows you are drunk.

• What a stupid bitch! Hope she has that kid taken away and given to a person capable of looking after her, this chick isnt capable of looking after herself. The only movie that has ever drove me to drink myself into a coma is Seabiscuit, worst movie ever.

• Hey, I can't stand the smurfs movie either, you don't see me using that as an excuse to act like it's time to prepare for another christmas with my family.

• Smart...real smart......

• Blood alcohol content seems like a great new way to rate movies.

• I sure hope she was drinking something a little classier than Smirnoff,lol. All kidding aside,it sounds like the kids are familiar with having a blotto Mom judging by what they said, "Moms drunk". When are these people going to learn you can't drive drunk with your kids in the car?

• Hopefuls...sorry...too much smurfberry juice.

• Smurftastic insight My2cents; I think the real miracle in all of this is that the poor kid hasnt been hurt before, as its not likely the first time the mother did this. Dumb, drunken wenches like this dont really deserve the Joy of motherhood, and its sad so many hopeuls out there WISH to have a kid and cant...while these degenerates spit them out like rabbits so they can have more things in their lives to abuse and neglect in favor of escaping the shittiness of a reality they likely created to begin with.

• ok, first let me say... yet another fine example of people too stupid to breath and involving innocents in their stupidity.  Second, thank every higher power no one was hurt.  And last but not least, holy shit, she blew a .35 content, how the hell did she manage to find her car to start with. .... now granted, the first time the smurfs came out, I wanted to drink myself into a stupor, however, I refrained... instead I thought if I was gonna see blue critters, I might as well just smoke a bowl... ;-)

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