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Patricia Forget Allegedly Forgets To Stay Off Bike While Drunk, Cited for DUI

By Michael Roberts in Douchebags
Monday, December 26, 2011 at 6:47 am

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Vintage holiday-season breakfast reading from the Village Voice Empire: College student Forget came to the cops' attention when she wiped out twice trying to cross a median. "I shouldn't ride my bike home. I'm too drunk," she said, and the breathalyzer didn't contradict her. Westword has the story.

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