Five-Foot-Five, 240-Pound Teen Drives Into Cop Who Caught Her Having Backseat Sex

• Lots of motion lotion.... Probably not very well if the cop noticed more of them out of the car than in it....

• It's pretty bad when people that ride in your car ask what frozen fish you had riding in the back seat.

• He probably had to throw away his phone, sometimes 'delete' just isn't sufficient! lol

• We all know at least one of these 'Hot mess' types! It's so horrible to go to the beach, and be forced to see these women cramming themselves into a bikini that is obviously 8 sizes too small, not fair to the rest of us folks with eyes! lol

• I'm sure someone on the thread has said this already, but how did she fit in the back of a Honda Civic?

• Smashey smashey

• Thanks -- thoughtful comments always appreciated.

• That better be tax deductible. ;) 

• I think they were probably having a bet, $20 in and the closest guess to her weight wins lol.

• You bring up a very good point there.I do know from cop shows I've seen some have a quick medical evaluation when they come in.So that Jail she was booked into my check their weight as part of it.

• I have a girl in my office to look at to help me with that lol. I am actually curious as to how they know her weight..is it standard practice to weigh everybody who is arrested or just the fat ones for a laugh?

• ROFLMFAO..........Oops sorry ... Just think of it as Helping you maintain that BMI measurement  ;p

• It could also help boost funds for seeing eye dogs. :)

• You know my hangover hasnt completely went away yet and you now not only have me picturing it but imagining the smell as well..Its too soon after lunch for this lol.

• Fortunately they were able to save his sight. Yeh she still thinks she is great lol wearing the tighest clothing she can find. Im not sure how I could make her realise what everybody else actually thinks of her. Maybe my pal would post her pic online and people can give it a rating out of 10, that may get the point across to her.

• Me too.....What a mess those seats must be in....I don't think they make enough little green tree fresheners to wipe out that stench. LOL

• LMAO.......And I bet she still thinks she is the shit huh? I often wonder what it would take to make them see that they are not.I mean ya hate to be cruel to people.But some are just so clueless that subtle hints don't work. P.S. Your poor buddy.....BTW? Is he blind now? lol

• Its the car I feel sorry for in all this mess

• lol sorry about that its just the kind of stupid situation she would get into. I jokingly gave her number to a friend of mine to try and set him up with the mess. She texted him a pic of her topless and he just replied "Yuck" lol and that was the end of that.

• Annnd.....Now I'm nausea's  ......=)

• Hope that car wasn't a Low-Rider ........It would have to be claimed a total loss due to a broken frame.

• This story actually reminds me of a girl in my office, she is a fat mess as well but seems to think she is hot and dresses accordingly. She is always the one that ends up drunk at the xmas party and desperately tries to get it from anybody she can. Its funny but also sad at the same time.

• Truer words were never spoken!

• lmao, yeah because you can bet it didn't look like what was actually in the car

• It's ok, just look at the fake pic they put up with the story.....pretend it was that sexy girl...hell you can even pretend it was you in the back seat with her, lol. That'll make you feel better!

• Either that or you have Pinkeye. :p

• Man you're so bad ...LOL

• science = FM (fucking magic) 

• I just dont understand the science of this situation. How was any of this possible for such a lard ass

• aww come on Stanley, you know you wanted to wake up with a hangover and picture that

• I have a slight hangover today and this is something I did not want to picture.

• lmao

• I would prefer the whole story here instead of having to follow links, but I do appreciate your writing.

• Lots of them are my stories -- Connelly uses his byline for all of us when he does the teasers.

• So when are you going to get them to post some of your stories here?

• yeah, I realized that not long after I posted, thanks

• That was the kid who got caught pokin' the AARP card-carrying teacher.

• A (minor) rock star once told me he was "the Wilt Chamberlain of fat chicks." He also went on to say that not all fat chicks were actually physically fat -- it was more of a state of mind, though not exclusive of actual stature. 

• kinda hard to miss that, no matter where you parked

• I might not have put that quite as delicately as you, but yeah...lol

• oh thanks CT I was doing real good not picturing her without clothes...geesh

• oh no kidding...that breaking a cop thing is never good for your record

• no he actually is getting charged with lewdness of some sort, I believe ~e I may have gotten it confused with another story... I swear I thought I read he was charged with something minor also though

• Big difference between having sex and getting lucky. It doesn't mention any charges for the guy so maybe he got off twice.

• Proof that fat chicks can get f*cked too.

• She probably crushed and broke the seat back.

• The burning lets you know they are still working.

• And if I read it correctly, she managed to climb from the back to the driver's seat. How is that possible?  Funny that the evading charge is gonna net her a felony.  Some individuals are so stupid.   

• No, what they failed to say was they were actually calling 911 due to eye injuries -- OMG, OMG, she was fat, really fat and naked, OMG, my eyes are burning.

• wow... 240lb crammed into the back seat of a civic??? dayum

• "The young woman got away, but not without several witnesses giving detailed descriptions of both her and the car to police" Sounds like they parked by the entrance of a busy mall.

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