Louis Hampers, Kids Doctor, Says He Prescribed 20,000 Pills to Himself

• hi =)

• Yeah... that innocent look might be a bit more convincing if you weren't trying to hide a frying pan behind your back. You're just standing there waiting till the safety's off and there's no stopping it so you can stick that pan in the spray and get it to splashback onto me, aren't you??? :)

• ::looks all innocent:: I dunno what you mean....

• yeah right... you just want to stand behind me so you don't end up a snow angel, too!! :) Ugh, three errors so far. It wouldn't be so bad if it just gave you all the errors straightaway and you could sort them all out at once, but instead i have to run the process which commits hara-kiri at the first inkling of an error, find and fix the error, then run it again to find the next error, etc, etc, ad infinitum. Yuch. Think i can feel a liquor store stop being built into the journey home tonight...! :)

• go for it... I got your back...lol

• They're trying to do same here. Sending a flaming batch load file that ALWAYS causes major problems at half past two on a Friday afternoon. "This needs posting today, it's really urgent that it goes through".  I have a good mind of opening a fire extinguisher on their asses in retaliation.

• I wish.... they are trying to make me do real work on a Friday...bastards

• Where you bin hidin'?? Did you think it was Saturday and figured you deserved a lie in? ;)

• See Dr.Sallie... he doesn't give them to kids, he takes them himself.

• Ah yes Stan, the dreaded weed. I think I know what you'll be doing...lol

• Now why is everyone upset...Take a pill already...roflmfao

• Have a good one! :) CU next week...

• Thanks for confirming it then. I have said so many times when i see a girl down the street who is IMO inappropriately dressed especially when she is but a teenager that there is absolutely no way my little Amy would ever be allowed to leave the house like that lol and by god if i can stop it I will. As for the music there is a time and a place for loud music and its not in my humble home. Half day time, talk to ya next week. Enjoy your weekend.

• Mmm, cheesy wotsits... *drooling* It's all about self-preservation, you see - your brain is compensating for the inevitable little critter using your face as a trampoline at 6am... ;) You'll know you're really getting old when you find yourself discussing how "you would never let your daughter go out dressed like that" and turning down the music some so you can hear each other better... :)

• Well all she really wants at the minute is cheesy wotsits thats her current craving so I will bring her a multi-pack and yeh some rennies..Actually got her a strawberry cheesecake falavoured tub of hagen Dazs last night so she is pretty much set. She is generally in bed by about 10pm these days anyway so it will be just myself and my pal davis. Its strange once you have a kid, i used to love going out and partying to all hours but now id rather have a drink in the house and be in my bed by 1am latest lol. Must be getting old.

• Aww, no fair - what kind of mind altering substances does the mrs get? ;) You'd better invest in a tub of Haagen Dazs, a box of chocolates, and some Rennies for her, too, or my esteem for you will suffer irrepairable damage! :)

• Unlucky..thats the upside of working for department of finance and personnel lol we always sort our own pay's out first. Rest of NICS gets paid tuesday as well. Nice little nest egg this month with all my overtime so i think il go all out tomorrow night..bottle of jagermeister, loadsa wine and maybe a mind altering substance or 2 once my darling daughter is safely at her nan's house.

• Hmpf. Lucky you. They only pay on the last working day of the month here, so i have to live on beans on toast and whatever i can hack out of the glacier at the back of my freezer till Tuesday... :/

• Well im awake Sam but im almost ready to leave on my half day..it is pay day afterall, I have many party treats to pick up for tomorrow night.

• Come on peeps, seven out of seven recent comments are mine. Where are you all??? Has somebody organised a party in the dumpster then forgot to tell me about it or something??? WAKE UP!!! :)

• WTF? 20,000 pills over two years, that's more than 27 pills a day, every day. And he was still working, diagnosing kids?? I dunno, probation seems a little light to me.

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