Stephen Bolin: DUI Suspect Has Wild Christmas Eve

By Chad Garrison in Stupid Criminals

Tuesday, January 3, 2012 at 5:50 am

Stephen Bolin put a twist on the old holiday standard "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" when, on Christmas Eve, he caused a ruckus at the local watering hole and then aimed his sled straight at the cops. Riverfront Times has the story.

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I wonder what happened to piss him off in the first place? They must have run out of peanuts at the bar, the monkeys hate that.
This dude is a hot mess. Luckily he didn't hurt anyone.
Was that not the most hilarious thing you've heard for the New Year? 2 thumbs up for Stan on that eh?
Time for another trip to Holland for a specialty seed collection and grow grow grow
I know, I love it, that is my new name for trolls.... hehehe ass goblin
Wonders never cease! I think they are back from vacation.
What an a$$. What I hate worse then drunk drivers are those that don't insure themselves. What a complete and utter prick. LOL About ass goblin.
lol feel free to use that anytime you like Ric. Shit id love a j but i completely demolished my stash over xmas and new year and im all out. Dont really want to have to drive all the way out to the countryside again but needs must i guess.
Yaaaa for a close to new, news report. WooHoo...dingdingding...
That's just too funny...Ass Gobli? WTF? OMG. I gotta be able to use that word at other time if'n ya don't mind Stan. I'm rolling 1 up on that one. Been awhile since anyone's made me laugh like that. Jeez, my eyes are tearin up...lolololol
It's an ass goblin thing...lmao, hey it's the most current story we've gotten in two weeks.
Is this another old story or does this ass goblin just think the mullet is still in?
Kinda funny that he'd thought to have gotten away with it. With the exception that he, by name, a regular, had already been reported once. Wonder if the car is in any kind of shape to operate, with the exception of a demolition derby...lol...What a way to spend Christmas.
Bless. He probably thought he was being so smooth about it, too - managing to gun his car out of the ditch, twice; outrunning the police; abandoning his car / the evidence away from his house; even the faulty registration so it wouldn't be linked back to him. Probably thought he was James Bond and Chuck Norris all rolled into one. Idjit.

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