Knownshon Moreno Busted for DUI in Car With License Plate Reading "SAUCED"

• LMAO, I forgot that about his son. But I definitely remember Moon Unit Zappa.  Thanks for that, Rainbow.

•  Moon unit is the Girl...His sons name was Dweezil.

• lol that was all I could think too, I felt so bad for the zappa kids, there was a sister too with a screwed up name too, wasn't there?

• No offense taken. I wouldn't name my kid Rainbow either. Remember Moon Unit Zappa? That is probably the most effed up name I have ever heard of.

• Truth in advertising laws go crazy.

• I think iv only seen that movie once when i was about 10 years ago in the very early morning hours..I am actually shocked I remembered not only the dogs name but the name of the movie etc. Think it just sticks out in my mind because shithead is a hilarious name.

• YES! .... remember him, after getting sued and losing all his money, wandering naked and choosing this and that, in a stupor, saying "I just need this shoe, and that's all I need," etc., while holding Shithead in front of his nether region?  lol

• Wasnt the dog in that Steve Martin move 'The Jerk' called Shithead?

• LMAO....suckerrrrr

• I cant do it lol I just dont have that kind of cruelty in me.

• perfect .... and I'm sure she'll always be the only one!

• Stanleyina?

• Absolutely, went to corner shop for a pack of ciggs and she insisted on coming with me, which was fine..30 mins and £30 later we return. Me with my ciggs, bow with 4 magazines, 6 bags of crisps, an ice cream and 2 chocolate bars. She is a gangster..

• LOL!!! I can only imagine...

• Pronounced like "notion"?

• lol ..... I completely forgot that one!  omg, wtf are people thinking??? although, now that I'm thinking about it, we're looking at getting a new dog or two and I've been trying to think of names (Finn, Hank, Dieter, Izzo are some that I like). I think "shithead" may be the winner ..... can you imagine how much fun that will be at the vet?! You know, the tech opens the door and calls the dog's name .... "Shit Head?" omg that would be fun, especially if they spit it out before realizing what they're saying!

• LOL

• There must have been a story... yeah that is just how they pronounced it... I was thinking my ex-husband had told me about them from his job at the hospital.  This has been years, unless some dumbass really thought they were cool names and used them again...

• lol one of my techs calls me that when I piss him off....

• The funniest one I ever heard was Shithead (pronounced Shi- Theed)

• Hey, I knew of them when I was in high school in FL!  So long ago I can't remember now if they were around there, or if those names just made news.  And they were not pronounced how you would think by looking, i.e. Lemon Jello and Orange Jello, like the dessert product.  It was like Leh mahn' juh lo and o rahn' juh lo.  omg, lol

• lol, yeah, please don't name your next daughter Stanley, I don't think it will go well for her at school.

• That's how it went when I was naming my youngest, I had the name Pryor Scott picked out before I ever even got pregnant, but for the life of me we couldn't come up with a girl first name at all. I guess he's lucky he turned out to be a boy or he'd still be walking around as Baby Girl Tischendorf...

• lol, she will probably go far in life then...

• heheh I like your gf more and more...j/k

• Not sure if the spelling is correct... on the actual story his name is spelled Knowshon

• I dont think she would love it or leave me..I can actually imagine myself in the misery situation of waking up with my feet shackled and her smashing my ankles with a sledgehammer for naming our child like that lol..

• Rainbow is usually called Bow..she is a torcherous little 7 year old. Cute but the devil incarnate..

• LOL, Your girlfriend would either love it or leave you... I'm going with the latter.

• lol...I can see the name sky... rainbow, not so sure about...no offense Rainbow...lol 

• lol little scumbag kid.. thats it!! Jaquaar for a boy and Jaquawii for a girl? or not perhaps..im grasping at straws

• When I was a little girl, I actually named a kitten that way... Her name was Jaquawii. I drew a picture of her that I thought was so good. I took it to school to show my teacher. My classmate, who's name was Jaquaar, saw it and thought I was making fun of him and tore it up... I was so broken-hearted... lol

• My cousin has 2 daughters called rainbow and skye..wonder whats next? Cloud? Moonbeam? Sunshine?

• We are actually having a lot of difficulty over the name. Last time we were never able to choose a boys name but I said Amy for a girl as soon as we first found out we were expecting so it was just lucky it was a girl. This time we cant think of a name for either, well we can but just cant agree on it lol. If we cant sort it out soon we will probably end up having to name baby after one of us, btw my first name is not Stanley lol..

• Parents should be prosecuted for child cruelty

• I think the two funniest names I've ever come across was for a set of twins... Lemonjello and Orangejello... and no I am not kidding.

• yeah, go ahead, let us know what your gf says...lmao

• I dont think il use this name choosing technique for my unborn lol

• Scrabble-naming! All i can say is, some people must be seriously bad at scrabble when you see the amount of awkward letters they obviously have left and are trying to jam into one name... ;)

• I want to know how to pronounce the name.

• I think some people just write a bunch of letters down on slips of paper, mix them up and have themselves a little raffle.

• Right? He never even had a chance...

• yeah, pretty trashtastic I'd say....  and omg where does one find these names... Knownshon?

• I don't even need to see the arrest report to know he's an idjit. Who else would pay for a SAUCED license plate to disgrace a 2007 Bentley convertible with?

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