Randy Travis' Drunk Arrest Reads Like A Country Song

• ROFLOL about hearts/asses. You are hilarious. I hope you are getting better.  

• If you like garlic, go buy Emeril's garlic spaghetti sauce. That shit'll cure ya.

• Like how vIRGO155?  You say you're new around here, so how would it seem I was having keyboard problems??  Please, enlighten me.

• Nice isn't it?

• I am so happy to see everyone getting along...

• I know what you mean. It has been awhile since I did that , but I do remember...

• I didn't even think about the other names that start with spread. LMAO!!!!!

• Thanks hun :)

• Amen sista

• It's true nem he really was defending you in that post....And honestly (some) of the things he has tricked me on where pretty damn funny after the fact and I always thought it was all in fun and he never said anything personal to hurt me while doing it.With the exception of one time when he really upset me( but he did apologize).Personally I would rather have someone come back after it and say surprise then have people treat me like down right shit make a halfassed apology only to turn around 2mins later and tell others point blank "fuck no I would never apologize to her" and then leave it at that.I have no problem forgiving a "Jokestir" who has revealed themselves as one.Shit for the most part I have forgiven people who have never apologized to me for things done.Life is too short to hold grudges over stupid shit.That's how I feel anyways.

• And a fine day to you as well Miss Kitten.

• Some people like your witty mind fucking. And others, well, they are jealous and just can't handle it.   Good Day, Troll King!

• Why don't you take on Johnny all by yourself and stop speaking for others because you need back up?  And as someone has already said this week, this BS with you bitching about what others do, when you do it yourself is getting old and its very childish and stupid. Grow the fuck up for god's sake. 

• Why don't you do yourself a favor and keep "your" problems to yourself. I actually took up for you just then and you come back and try to rehash your hurt feelings and how I was fucking with you. Fucking cry me a river....you brought your best.....5 on one and got your asses handed to you. Step the fuck off. You and your hyenas don't impress me. I am willing to let you roam freely around me and do as you please. But don't come back in here trying the same old shit. I am tired and bored with your boo hoo bullshit. Don't piss in my wheaties and I won't fuck with your fruit loops......capiche? You are dismissed. *tsk tsk*  Go have fun and enjoy your time here. Yours Truly, The One and Only Troll King.

•  The problem that I, and others, have had with you is that you do "mind fucks". You trick people into believing one thing then it's all "SURPRISE!!!!  I was just fucking with you". Sorry but I just prefer the more straight forward approach.

• lol see what the guys are missing not coming around...

• Love the "keep it personal" line in there...I couldn't stop laughing

• HEY!  those were MY hooters!  (,)(.)  Thanks!  Happy Valentine's Day! EDIT: oops, when you said "her" you MEANT mine, huh?? duh.

• ::feels around::honks her hooters:: oh sorry, is that you shade?

• wow

• Dose the kids up with all that sugar and send them to grandma's and then you and hubby take time to inspect you new hardware..lol

• Thanks, My. Same to you....

• Well that's better then some of the other nicknames starting with spread I have heard. ;P

• I'm merging 4 2000 line sheets, I'm blind I swear

• You too

• Ummm Hmmm...You know it.

• Somehow I just knew you would say that. lol

• Happy Valentine Day!

• I uope everyone has a wonderful Valentines Day!!! See Ya

• so close your eyes...lol

• That is how I became the spreadsheet queen at my previous job.... It has been my nickname for at 15 years...

• I don't mind them when I'm not having to fix them...lol

• That is how I do our finances...

• I Love spreadsheets!!!!!

• It is wonderful...

• ::takes peace pipe with great joy:: oh how I need this...lmao

• you said spread sheet......buwahhaaaa

• nah, I wish... my eyeballs are crossed after dealing with a spreadsheet the last 3 hours, fixing a database...

• In honor of my name, everyone have a wonderful holiday. Remember that this day is responsible for more cases of STD's than any other holiday in the year.....unless you add up all the gay pride marches as holidays. Be safe, wear a prophy and live to tell the tale of tail. PEace.

• That is just how it goes when you marry your soulmate. :)

• Afternoon, hope all is well on this lovely Valentine's.

• gawd..you and the garlic...lol

• with a side order of dried farts and garlic

• ewwww gerbil stew...

• Gerbils, the next most vicious thing to chihuahuas.

• Howdy Ma'am...

• And where were you off to?  Getting in a little Valentine's celebration??  That is where I'm off to. I'll be back later if I can.

•  How! She who spends little cents.....*drums beating in the background* passes the peace pipe*

• That's not the rumor around here...:O

• Sup Sup Kemosabies!

• That's ok I screwed it up anyways.....It's why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free..I'm sure you have heard it before...

• Well it is Valentines Day....;)

•  So does my neighbors cooking....I wonder if that's what she's making.

• Up and Down for you!!!!!........Indeed......I can envision that! ;)

•  OH thank God you did..I'm so happy to hear that!...I guess prayers really do work..lol I'm decent for now I guess it's always up and down for me but that's how it goes...:) I hope that new drug continues to work for you for a long,long time.

• Yea... You are a titty man....

• New Drug......nice.....just tell everyone.....wait oh yeah, I already did .....damn me....

• No can do......that many milky tits hanging round, I would never go to work to make a living.

• Thank You for asking how I am... That means a lot.. I have started a new drug that seems to be working very well. Plus I don't stress about anything anymore... That makes life a lot easier... How are you doing?

• So True.....I am very tired.....have you been turning the tables on me love. I noticed an injection point in my armpit yeaterday and can't rember the last time I shot up heroin......are you playing me like I played you? You know Johnny can get very angry.....! seems my trypen skilz are waning as we speek.....my spellung it gointa shit asweell! WTF did you injct m wit?

• You should have bought a cow the milk is always free and you would of had plenty of mulch ta' boot.

• No, not tonight... You need to rest...LOL

• Frugality to one is cheap to another.......I prefer to be frugal. 143

• yeah okay, I admit....roses would have been a lot cheaper than the drugs, the dungeon retrofit in the basement, the eluding of LE and having to buy up all those half gallons of milk till they quit running her picutre.....that was a lot of fucking milk. Sheesh.......but she loves me now and that is all that matters....it was totally worth it.

•  Too late!

• ;D Yeah I could see how that would help.

•  I knew you would..... What smart woman wouldn't? :)

•  Silly ..someone has to BUY the drugs..There for it must be love.Right?

• Really? Maybe another injection is needed to ensure your satisfied with the gift I already gave you.

• You shouldn't put it that way... They will think you are cheap...

• I like that idea....

• Love is not bought my dear, it is attained though many injections of mind altering drugs and proper pshycological reprogramming. Stockhausen by proxy if you will. Abuse and Reward....repeat as necessary along with drug dependency till all will to be oneself is eliminated. Leaving only adoration for the soul mate before you. Cupids arrow is just a symbol for a hypodermic needle in my world.

• Doing very well... infact wonderful since I don't exsist... LOL

• Hey you...Non existing girl you! How ya feeling? Hopefully much better.

• See ya Tiny Tim.......sorry, I didn't mean to post your real name.....so sorry.

• Maybe you should have bought her something a little more expensive then :P

• Interesting.......I hate valentines day and our birthday.....we can never surpise ourselves....what a tortured existance we lead......oh well.

• It's gerbils - fucking gerbils.  I had them as a kid and they always ate their damn babies.  I have all the Valentines I need though they thought the Valentines fairy came and gave them presents.  Damn kids.  Alrighty - this was my appearance on TCR for the week.  Gotta get out of here before someone tries to post my real name or call me a twat.  Valentines for everyone.  God bless us all, everyone.  EDIT - oh and gerbils stink - don't let anyone try to tell you any different. Fucking little rats.

• I am not two timing you... How can I be two time you... When only you exsist?

• Hey! No two timing me on here. At least not while I am looking.

• Awe CT....that's nice. I appreciate the sentiment as always. You knwo I could never accept you being my valentine....hell I just posted to myself up above. I love me and only me. As for eating your young, you could just give them away right after birth and let the gorillas rais them...I hear gorillas make wonderful parents.

• Sunshine, didn't anyone wish you a Happy Valetines Day? I do... Happy Valentines Day....

•  OH Lordy.......LMAO

• I'd ask you to be my Valentine but I am a hyena and we eat our young (actually I think I am thinking of hamsters but anyway) so it would never work out between us. 

• Sunshine, you be needin a good lay.  I would help but I am now gay.  Thinking of you turned me gay.  That and my big diaper.   Both smell of feces. 

• Agreed.....out of line sunshine....keep it personal in cyber world as it it played here.....but threatening to ruin someones actual IRL ways and means is totally over the top. As much as I agree that Nems and her Cyber Hyenas have spent a lot of time fucking with other people....and fucking with themselves when prey was scarce.....no-one deserves to be threatened in the manner you propose. The Troll King wouldn't stoop that low....neither should you....you can be better, more creative than that. Also I could be wrong here as well......so do what you feel you got to do.....I do as I please all the time.....that is why everyone loves Johnny.

•  We all have LOL'ed about everyone on here at one time or another My2 isn't the only one....Shit! 90% of the time it was done right here on TCR..So it's not like it's a secret to anyone.

•  Nem is right..That one didn't make sense...lol

• Oops I missed this..See and I thought email was my only problem....LOL...NO I wasn't planning one I was just busting on stupid shit that assholes around here like to make up in their own minds ..It went like this in short...I said something to this affect when we were all friendly around here....."I love coming to this place because I have a long term Illness that can really get me down and times and when I come here all I do is lmao ...It beats sitting around and contemplating how sick I really am".......And they Heard " Oh Boo hoo I'm dieing any day now blah baw fucking blah" Instead of hearing the compliment I was giving them for lighting up atleast my day (not that they give a shit so I see now)they dug deep in their black hearts once more and came up with that take on it...I'm sorry did I say hearts? I meant pulled that out of their asses...After all even a black heart would mean you have to have one right?....Hope that got ya up too speed with the good times around here it does suck when shit gets said like that out of the blue ...:D ...From time to time I'll be MIA because I'm sick.... bummer for me but it happens.

•  It is my real eye, sunshine....I have no reason to put up a fake eye, here's one in color, my peepers are top of the line and sexy as fuck.  Jealous much? You can get that wondering eye you have taken care of, I have an Eye Doctor who sometimes cuts breaks for the poor and fugly. I'll ask her if she'll cut you a break, she feels bad for the mental ill. *Johnny that post is for the retarded thing underneath your post.

• Jezus criminy can u make any sense? No I guess an irrational mind like yours isn't capable of such feats.

• So do lesbians ......Atleast that's what I hear anyways.... lol

• Come on now.....Seriously??..You act like she murdered your family for gawd sakes....I don't know what she could have done to you that would make you stoop that low as to get her captain involved?But don't you think that's a bit much?I have read some low shit here before but that takes the cake....I'm sorry that's just ridiculous to threaten such shit.Like I said I don't know what she has done to you that was bad enough for that... Not only is that beyond stalker creepy to keep following her around here for months on end...But hey if someone pissed me off that bad and I had nothing better to do with my life then follow them around so be it.I guess people release frustrations in there own ways.But that Job threat shit is Bullshit.

• Ahh so is this your want of coming out of the stalker closet......just curious

• No I don't kwum. Here's a little info I just pulled off of the wikipedia page just for you. "Common tactics used by cyberstalkers are to vandalize a search engine or encyclopedia, to threaten a victim's earnings, employment, reputation, or safety. A repeated pattern of such actions against a target by an adult constitutes cyberstalking."

• You found what Neme's wanted you to find. Just own it and realize that you have been super fucked. 

• See...I have, for the most part, already found what I am seeking - so I already have what I want. Just have to put it all together. And yes, you should be very afraid. Because I don't believe your captain will find all of this hysterically  funny, KWIM.

•  Were you under what name? Shitbowl?   We all found it all...and I'm not fucking with you unless you happen to be the fat ass or the hamhock.  So stop pretending you don't give ashit even though you keep inserting your Know it all bullshit all over the place. pussy

• @rainbow, Look all you want, you won't find what your looking for.

• You didn't find shit....Nems put out a pic that she claimed to Leah. I know it and you know it. So don't try and fuck with me about this. I was there. 

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