Demetrius Burnett: Croquet Mallet Attack Leaves Victim with Missing Finger
Tuesday, March 13, 2012 at 10:15 am
Croquet. It's such a dignified sport. A game to be played in the backyard while eating finger sandwiches and drinking lemonade. Or
you could play croquet like Demetrius Burnett. That's when you abandon the game's ball and wickets and use the croquet mallet to savagely attack your ex-girlfriend's new lover. Riverfront Times has the story
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