Marcia Usher Calls 911 To Ask For Help Finding A Place To Pee In The Woods
Wednesday, March 28, 2012 at 12:22 pm
Marcia Usher called 911 with a unique emergency: She was lost in the woods, she told a dispatcher, and couldn't find anywhere to pee. The call was bizarre enough (how hard is it to find somewhere to pee in the woods?), but then police tracked the call to Usher's house. They found her not lost in the forest, but sitting drunk on her front porch swigging a beer with a handgun on her cooler. When they took her into custody, they found a vial of meth on her body. Miami New Times has the story
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