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An 18-year-old from Miami named Anthony Maldonado has just entered the Hall of Fame of horrible first dates. First, he befriended a woman, introducing himself as "Florenciano Valentino," a name that should have rung creepy alarm bells from the start. He'd already scouted the woman's house out with a friend, and while they went on a lunch date, police say his buddy pulled into her garage and walked off with $5,000 in electronics. If that's not shitty enough, Maldonado took the woman's cell phone during the date and ran off, stiffing her with the bill. Worst of all: The date was lunch at Applebees.
The same thing happened to my dad. He took a woman out to a ballgame; in the meantIme, she arranged for her associates to clean out his house. They took everything they could lay their hands on inside of 2 hours, including an iron. It was so completely insulting for him as it has got to be for the woman described in this story.
He'd have probably got away with it too, if he stuck around and acted surprised, the creep.
I'm glad his plan failed
LMAO, OMG, what a scrawny little puke. Unbelievable the things these kids do today. Took a lil chickie out to lunch while his friend boosted the house? Damn, the little rascals need to be put away for a tad and once they get the jist of reality, maybe then they can set em free.
Somebody watched Italian Job a little too closely, i think...
My worst first date is lame in comparison - we met for drinks and all he would do was just sit there - no conversation whatsoever. I struggled on for like 10 minutes trying to get him to open his gob but nothing. I thought maybe he's just nervous, so rather than just sitting there not talking i suggested we go see a movie - no conversations necessary. He wouldn't even dicuss the movie we'd JUST seen afterwards. Needless to say there was no second date. Not for lack of trying from him though - he called me like half a dozen times wanting to know why i didn't want to go out anymore, he thought we had a great time, blablabla. I just thought - oh sure, NOW you talk!! :)
I dated a guy like that once... Dude just wouldn't talk. I ended up sleeping with him just to break the silence. It didn't work, he still wouldn't talk, only then he figured we were boyfriend/ girlfriend. Asked me if I loved him. I was like WTF? How can I love you, I don't even know you, you won't freakin' talk. LOL. The lesson I learned from this: Never let your brother set you up with someone while you're on the rebound, it never goes well for anyone.
Yeah, also: take your 2am piss-ass-drunk judgments of how cool a dude is with a generous pinch of salt - I met Disastro-Date in a loud pub so wasn't aware of the shyness of his vocal chords till it was too late... Still, he was a good snogger though, so not all bad! :)
That is not bad, at least the ice broke, you did make more contacts. LOL! I think it is not bad to contact in the girl's way. More time and dates are all you need.
That is absolutely hilarious.
I dated a girl who wouldn't say more than 2 words at a time. She always made eye contact and smiled and gave me kisses but no talking. Then on about our third or fourth date the ice broke. After that I couldn't get her to STFU !
LOL! You're probably right there. I ended up dating him (read that to mean he ended coming over to my house at night to hang out and get laid.) for about three weeks, and I still don't know a damn thing about him. I still laugh when I think about him sitting on my porch asking me do I love him. (I laughed then too, which probably wasn't appropriate).
