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By Tim Elfrink in Douchebags
Thursday, April 19, 2012 at 1:52 pm
File under: Poor ways to celebrate 4/20 and the peace-loving legacy of Bob Marley. Earlier this week, teacher Karen Bindle was jogging along a tree-lined stretch of road in south Miami when a massive impact to the side of her head sent her flying. She quickly realized she'd been hit with a bottle launched from a passing car and picked up the missile: It was a bottle of Marley's Mellow Mood, a honey-flavored tea sold as a "natural relaxation beverage" to "calm the soul." Bindle needed three stitches to close the wound caused by the supposedly relaxing soft drink. Miami New Times has the story.


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