Fugitive on Video Shooting Deputy
Mellisa Mansfield, Alleged Car Thief, Busted After Pooping Next To Florida's Busiest Interstate
Friday, April 13, 2012 at 1:08 pm
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OMG, really?? I don't take BM anywhere other than in my home bathroom. A woman should be able to pee anywhere a man can. Taking a dump is different.
Nothing says class like shit hanging out of your ass on a busy stretch of the highway! :SMH: Betcha Ms.Class didn't even wipe...Sooo glad that wasn't my car she stole and had her shitty hands all over.
LMAO I was thinking the same thing! Did she wipe at all? People taking a dump and not wiping is disturbing to me
LOL, I think people not wiping after going poo would be disturbing to anyone with basic hygiene...
...I hear ya there!There are some nasty and lazy people out there.I can see why some people will not shake anyone's hand anymore.I can't say I blame them one bit either. Grosssssssss lol
Yeesh. Even apart from the whole pooing in plain sight thing - wouldn't you just be too worried about some texter-driver not paying attention when passing you clipping your car, sending you flying through the air with your pants on your ankles and a doodoo hanging out of your ass???
LMAO...re: doodoo. You think of everything.
I can't tell you how many times [in my younger years, of course] that we stopped to squat and pee. Honestly, Never heard of anyone getting caught crapping like that. You know, peeing isn't so bad. Crapping is way more personal.
Once when I was a teenager, we were walking through some woods that were behind a pay lake near my house. We came upon a spot in the path where someone had apparently dropped a load (we would have just figured it was dog shit if there wasn't a wad of tp nearby). The location of it all lead us to believe that someone had been fishing a the play lake and decided that rather than climb the hill to use the facilities (thus stepping away from their pole for about five minutes) they decided to just walk over a spot where the fencing had fallen and take a dump there. That's the closest I can come to someone 'getting caught crapping like that' only they weren't actually caught...
When I was in college we went camping for Spring Break at Wind Rivers, WY. There you had no choice but to crap in the woods but there were designated places and you were supposed to dig a hole, like a cat in its litter box, and cover it up. You always left a piece of TP sticking up so others would know not to dig in that spot. LOL.
I remember being in middle school and having to pee on the side of the road during a long ride in the country. I was uber-embarrassed about just that. I generally won't go number two in a public restroom unless it's an emergency situation, and even then there can't be any other occupants in the bathroom... Funny story, and possibly TMI, so if you like to avoid those sorts of things, please don't continue to read on. I made the mistake of going shopping with my mom one day. It's impossible to get the woman to leave a store until she has viewed, inspected and carefully considered every single item in the store. Anyway, I'd experienced one of those emergency situations (my stomach was just killing me) and I go into the bathroom. Before I get started another woman comes in, so I just sit & wait hoping she'll finish and leave. I wait for what seems like forever, until finally I come to the conclusion that she's doing the same thing I am and is trying to wait me out. LOL, I ended up having to just leave and drag my mom out of the store.
Such lovely healthful ideas. You truly are a sunshiny person. And you sure know you're way around regularity. I agree with you on staying indoors bit, sadly my lazy, weasel bosses and co-workers are too stupid and selfish to care about my health or take any responsiblity for things that need to get done. BTW, Mytie is not a latino, she just plays one on TV.
I am in a fantabulous mood. Why would you speculate otherwise? I presume it has to do with your foul mood and mood swings. I would suggest you stop taking all that prozac, especially since you are latino.
I take nothing medicinal and never have. Not even asprin or sleeping pills. And grape Nuts cereal keeps me regular so I never need a laxative. In fact I can't even finish a bowl before I have to go. I only vitamins. You should try it. And exercise. Staying indoors on the computer 24/7 isn't good for you. Just sayin....
Oh my, such an upleasant mood you seem to be in. May I suggest a gentle woman's formula anti-depressant or laxative? I have patented tranquilzer darts filled with camomille tea if you need.
lol. That is the only av I have ever used so of course you've seen it before. U don't know who I am. But keep pretending. It'll keep that mind of yours sick. Idiot.
LOL, but we all know who U R. You couldn't stand it if we didn't. You've used that av before. Does it stand for latino melon head?
I had actually thought about that once, but was too afraid of toilet water etc, splashing back up on me in the process... lol
Lmao. Just flush and the noise will drowned out your personal biz. I am the same way. I hate to use public restrooms at all and you can bet when I do its because there is no other choice.
LOL. Usually for me, I can hold it for a good while if I need to. There are a few occasions when that's not an option, but those are few and far between... I'm still LOL'n at the prairiedogging...
Now see, i've never been able to understand that - when i have to go, i have to GO. A friend of mine could only ever poop in her own bowl, too, and used to tell me about frantic dashes from restaurants, other people's houses, etc. to get home in time. I would never be able to - i'd be prairiedogging within 5 minutes... :)
When I was a teenager I was a real wise ass. ( Ok, I still am) Anyhow, One day I went into a public rest room and some guy was in a stall just farting and spackling the bowl Really loud, So I started smart assing him saying stuff like "Need me to get you a magazine"? That dude got so pissed off he started pounding his fist on the stall walls and using profanities at me. I got the hell out of there. I'll bet he tries to wait people out now too !
