Just because you’re on the run from the cops doesn’t mean you don’t have time for Facebook. Travis A. Nicolaysen has been on the lam since last Wednesday thanks to a parole violation, but he’s still posting status updates. In addition to thanking a buddy for letting him know the cops were after him, Nicolaysen also changed his Facebook relationship status from “in a relationship” to “single” shortly after his getaway. Let’s hope that’s not how his significant other found out. Seattle Weekly has the story.