Ten Executions Gone Shockingly Wrong
Underwear Bomber Gets a New Address: Supermax
Thursday, April 19, 2012 at 6:27 am
Breakfast reading from the Village Voice Empire: Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab's attempt to blow up an airliner using explosive drawers only succeeded in scorching his private parts. But now he'll be sharing a paid with the big boys, including the Unabomber. Westword has the story.
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Since his religion specifies no premarital sex between males and females then what in the hell are the 72 virgins for anyways? Laundry?
*facepalm*
Well, hopefully his ass is intact because he's gonna need it, when the other prisoners get ahold of him
Ya know, I'd like to install a cell in my home somewhere. Somewhere where I can aide in the dank and drear of what prison should be. I mean, I'd of course allow 3 hots and a cot but he'd receive very little company. No mail priviliges, no tele, no phone, very little light. Just plain ol prison. I'd charge the state/government an appropriate fee, nothing like the charges that private facilities cost these days, just a moderate fee. With it I would guarentee that if the prisoner should escape, I would take full responcibility in returning same, eithe DEAD or alive. See how easy I could make it and if all Americans could do this, well, I'd bet there may be alot of escapes but 99% would be returned, even though so dead...lolololol
I always thought prison (for violent offenders) should consist of nothing but a 7 ft by 7 ft cell with a couple blankets on the floor, a hole in the corner of the floor for waste disposal, a slot on the door for meal deliveries, No windows. and rope hanging from the ceiling with a stool underneath should the prisoner ever decide to save a few tax dollars. None of this free time in the yard or Tv bullshit. No contact with other criminals, so they can just conspire on how to be better criminals. Just a dark cell to mull over where they went wrong in life...
I'd like to volunteer to hold a pedophile. Who will 'unexpectedly' 'escape' and 'resist arrest' when i go after him.
I reckon i can get rid of about 5 a week this way. Cracking plan.
The problem with placing him in the SM facility is that it costs more per day to the taxpayer and also he'll have zero chance of having to man up to our more patriotic convicts. Easier ride. Bullshit.
Huh. Well, i guess if he was able to conceal a bomb in his underwear without causing any suspicion, his junk can't be very impressive. Even less impressive now! :)
Although i'm sure in his warped mind looking at the aftermath every time he has to tinkle has made him even more anti-America. In his mind that bomb not going off has nothing to do i'm sure with his flunking Kabul Ali's Bomb Making 101.
Probably true... At least he won't be able to take out his frustrations with his own idiocy on other Americans though.
But, if you lead the bombing with your genitals, how do you enjoy your reward of 72 virgins in the afterlife?
