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Dumb Robber Can't Steal Car Because He Doesn't Know How to Work a Hybrid

By Erin Sherbert in Stupid Criminals
Thursday, June 7, 2012 at 3:53 pm
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That's the thing about crime: It's not supposed to be even a little funny.

Sadly, we couldn't help but chuckle at this criminal who apparently just wasn't savvy enough to steal a Hybrid taxi cab in San Francisco's Richmond District last week. According to police, the robber hailed a cab just before 5 a.m. and ordered the driver to take him through Golden Gate Park. As they drove, he robbed the cabbie, forced him out of the car, and told him to walk away.

He then called the taxi driver back to help him start the Hybrid cab, because he wasn't sure how the environmentally friendly engine worked. SF Weekly has the full story.

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