Jonathan Thompson: Arrested For Brawling, Has Tattoo Saying The Constable "Can Suck My Dick"

By Richard Connelly in Felonious stupidity

Thursday, June 7, 2012 at 7:45 am

If you're headed for jail, you're guaranteed to get top-notch treatment if you have a tattoo that says the constable whose deputies arrested you "can suck my dick." Such was the thinking of Jonathan Thompson, whose tat inclded such a reference to constable Woody Wallace. Houston Press has the story.

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clockworkAngel

*facepalm*

the constable

Someome will read that tattoo in jail and his wish might come true.

Child Advocate

No kidding! I found it somewhat ironic that the Deputy was named "Woody". I needed this chuckle after reading the child abuse story's.

SicRic

Talk about a sure fire way of, "How Not To Make Friends"...lmao

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