Victim's Mom on Why Killer Needs to Die
LMAO...well afternoon there Johnny, there probably won't be but one firework when the wife gets you...we'll all swear you drove her to it...
Monkey Forced Into Life Of Booze, Weed & No Exercise Is Finally Freed
Wednesday, June 6, 2012 at 8:20 am
It may not sound like a bad deal to some, but JR, long-tailed macaque, ate a crappy diet, lived in a dirty cage where he never got exercise, and was given booze and facefuls of marijuana smoke by his owners. He's now safe at a Texas primate sanctuary. Houston Press has the story.
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Just passing through and saw an abused monkey story. Reminded me of......welll......me. I abuse my monkey all the time and when he gets mad and spits at me, wo't stand at attention, I spank him till he is sore. BTW, gas prices are going down, and like a sore monkey, you can't beat that. Everyone is invited to my place for the Fourth of July celebration. Clothing optional, BYOB, BYOM(monkey), BYOKY. Fire works start promptly when strangers show up and my wife realizes I invited the whole damn internet to our PARTEE! I'll be serving meat to any ladies with an appetite. NO BATH SALTS ALLOWED! Go East to Dubuque, IA, turn left of the !st exit, Right if your coming west,...5.5 miles.....follow the signs with Curious George on them saying welcome to the Holday Extravaganga!@Johnny's! Now where did that monkey go? Oh yeah, he is hiding in my pants leg thinking I can't find him.....silly monkey!
As continually participating in the same behavior over and over is always the way to show how much you DON'T think about someone!
That would be a dream come true, maybe it would slow up all the BS... then again, maybe not... growing accustom to the douchery. But hey, I did see on another site (VillageVoice site, thought I better clarify that), we aren't the only site that gets the name change bandit... so it would appear they are not so original about it after all...lol
Nah... the likes don't define what I say or who I am, doesn't really matter, just thought it was funny as hell. You know, like neener, neener, we'll show you...
Very true... I didn't think about that... There should be someway to mark them so we could tell who was who.....
OMG....lmao... just noticed, someone was busy last night, unliking my comments.... sad...lmao I sure am sorry you didn't have anything better to do with your time....how long did it take to unlike nearly 3000 comments?
That's funny. Wonder how many you'll be down in the morning. We'll have to start a "like compaign" for you to get you back up there.
I was just thinking... I don't think we should be putting criminals in jail... They shouldn't have any protection from the world.... Post their faces all over the internet and leave them out on the streets... I am pretty sure we wouldn't be paying as much taxes to house them. They wouldn't make it to jail...I know we would have the isue of over crowding... Just a thought :)
Well, It looks like things haven't changed here.... How is everyone?
Is life treating you well?
Oh hi everyone *waves* Haven't been here in AGES! Just checking in to see how my peeps R doo'in. Can't BELIEVE the trolling that goes on here. My land sakes! Good news, Hortense's hip replacement went really well and she can go back to being a prostitute stunt double after 2 mos. healing time. Shamus graduated from counterfeiting school and we have a new illegal domestic whose willing to work for tic tacs! Hay y'all! Have a great Memorial Holiday.
I believe the intended word was 'now'...
Anyhoo, a raccoon came into our pool area and stole a chicken strip from my daughter's plate, I hope he doesn't sue us for the shitty food...
We lived in Melbourne years ago, even the mobile homes had pools. I'd like a koi pond. Why would someone care if I have kids or not? Which I do! I just cant get used to the shock of moronic behavior.
Love a pool too. Don't have one at this house yet put planning on digging/installing it next summer with a Koi pond. Had a pool most all of my life. In Miami, where I grew up, you can't buy a home without a pool. Was so much fun.
Yes ignorance is bliss but idiocy is just plain stupid. Some of us check into douchebag news for a bit here and there..laugh at morons etc....and then there are the (sorry) losers who hang out here all too often and, cant spell, sound like idiots and in an attempt to bow off steam (I guess) pick fights and offend anyone with at least an 8th education. Anyhoo, sorry I have a pool, Leah sounds empathetic and my2 cents Is funny...we're soo sorry. Now please go back to whatever it is that occupies your tiny altoid sized brain and leave the rest of us to laugh at you in peace! Thanks!
Note to haters, if you are going to call other users names, rant like children and overall offend other commenters please use correct spelling and make sure the outcome makes you look like your iq is over 75....you know who you are
You know what, i'm not half as offended by the enforced weed and booze as i am with a never-cleaned cage caked in faeces, being kept in a dark room all his life, and not being able to exercise or swing from branches the way monkeys like to do. I'm almost thinking the weed and booze was a merciful way of letting the poor animal forget for a little while what a shit (literally) existence he had.
"He's not safe at a Texas primate sanctuary"
He's not? Why, worried that they'll take one look at a fine fat monkey and see lunch?
