Kelly Hutchins: Stripper/Alleged Robber With Mugshot Hall of Fame Effort (Smirking Division)
Kelly Renee Hutchins was rejected for a lapdance by a customer at the strip club where she works, but cops say she's persistent. She followed the dude home and tried to rob him, until he informed her she was being caught on security cameras even as they were speaking. He backup plan apparently included posing for the most smirky, "Yeah, you got me this time" mugshot possible. Houston Press has the story.