Terminally Ill, Alleged Wife Killer
Police Chief, Illuminati Behind Theater Shooting, Says Bizarre Court Filing
Monday, September 17, 2012 at 6:12 am
Breakfast reading from the Village Voice Empire: The document claims to have been filed by a victim of the theater shooting -- except that she claims she was actually shot be the police chief as part of a giant conspiracy and subsequent coverup. Wha? Westword has the story.
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Hey CA..Thanks, Hows you? Im just trying to keep off it as much as possible..Im having a rest day today so no gym which means I have been comfortably medicated since I woke up lol
So this chick either reads too much Dan Brown or she is off her meds. Proves Sheldon Cooper, who quoted the mailman is correct, "bitches be crazy." Bazinga!
My new girlfriend accuses me of stalking her..... well... she's not quite my girlfriend...... yet.
Plus I am already a youtube sensation if you havent heard..4 million hits hehe..I will still never release the name of that video though.
you need to wash your mouth out after saying that name....lmao... He is gonna be the death of the Repugnican party if you ask me!
Thanks to 50shades, all you hot mature women will forever feel young... or just generate new ways to conquer the world
A man has needs My2 lol Actually looking at my comment now, I realise it could have been worded better.
bummer two out of three ain't bad.... I'm allergic to codeine...so no loss there...lol, tramadol is light stuff I take 100mg a day just so my back won't hurt....
I am thinking I need to arrange a mental health evaluation and just fail it miserably..They can lock me up in my weights room and just release a live sheep and cow in once a day..give me 3 months I would be a beast! Still better than work.
Far too long of a journey for me to find this American Eagle you speak of. couple thousand miles at least Id say.
Want a real adventure make your way to the mall and try to look cool for the teenage girls at American Eagle.. You'll end up on Youtube as " The AE creep " ! LOL
Your pal is lucky to have you :) Where I come from we eventually need two or three people from the party to guide us to bed, and hope they lock up before they leave !
A sudden need to have meetings outside of the office with Mr. Earl Ywkend? Say, every Friday from 2pm to 5pm?
At 50 it likely involved looking a pictures of liquor and getting into bed with the cats by 10
No leave until feb 1st 2013 lol... I am sure I will manage a couple days between now and then somehow but I will have to find a loop hole.
You got a little bit too much into the paralympics, huh? ;) Sorry to hear about your foot. Even worse though - no leave left? Till when, January?? (imagine slow-motion agony cry) NOOOOOooooooooooo-ooo--ooooo-oooooo
Ha! yes, smooth and upright are a couple of my favourite qualities in a ................................
I have a great cookie recipe, you could watch sesame street all day and marvel at the philosophy
Somebody say sharting ? because I know a great lady who just turned 50... that's pretty old.
I'll take any extra oxy's you have laying around, the illuminati tell me that it's perfectly legal to ask. who needs feet anyway....... I know a guy from Dreamin Demon scurries around on his ass like an ugly itchy dog anyway.
