Fugitive on Video Shooting Deputy
Charles Bush Arrested for Stealing His Neighbor's Sex Toys
Thursday, September 13, 2012 at 6:42 am
Breakfast reading from the Village Voice Empire: Also taken from the neighbor's house were lotions and "personal care items." How did she decide Bush was the culprit? Maybe because his wife and daughter caught him red-handed. Westword has the story.
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37 comments
Isn't he the serial pig rapist you featured recently? I see he's escalating to humans, well sort of!
Is that you ma? because pa says it's time to put down the vibrating zucchini and get the hell out of the woodshed... He says its your turn to mix up the festering chitlin drippins.
Its good to see you admitting defeat these days. You can expect the same letter I got from his lawyer though.
There's always bound to be one cabbage eating hunched over high school virgin ruins the party for everyone huh ? You're really working up a manky crotch sweat trying to fly this high lately huh pantywaist ?
Throw in a wart riddled acorn "innie" and nose hair for three my welfare collecting friends and you two can set the standard for crosseyed goat-humping for generations to come.
I hear you have been stealing their dildos, then shoving them up your hairy yeti ass.
More like a Yeti. Plus, I'm not a yeti hunter anymore, I have become a rectum faced Heldman, complete with a unibrow. It was some kind of horrible metamorphasis.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2202664/Woman-32-jumped-childs-stomach-wearing-flip-flops-perforated-bowel-shocking-campaign-violence.html Sorry if that ruins your friday feeling My2 but I had to post it. Cant believe the pathetic sentence the bitch got..Im going home now to lift big..should help with the anger.
LOLOLOL...love this light hearted theft stuff. Glad he's not out hurting little kids or killing folks. This is actually good criminal reporting for a laugh...lololol...
Can we get back to talking about dildos n such? Because where I come from, the lady folk sure get itchy come scrum frumping season.
Don't forget mouth breathing goat tittied swamp runner, because with Pikeman DNA there's no escaping the pre-cambrian snot gobbler gene.
If you and Yeti had a child, it would be a red-headed, freckle-faced, google-eyed, left-handed, afterbirh of a Mongolian butt-fucker.
I'm all over buying used stuff; Goodwill is one of my favorite places to shop. However, I draw the line at underwear, which is very very far away from sex toys.
Mainly in house now, but can direct you...whatcha hunting?... oh wait...you were talking about him....lmao
the horns are gonna hurt like hell... Like that time I ran naked with the bulls on bath salts
Hey there My2........don't you sling rings and lube for a livin? Might be a customer right here for ya. ;)
One in the hand is worth two in the bush. That's gonna look good on a background check......Mr.Bush, what is this felony on your record? Grand theft dildo. Lubricant Larceny. Panty Petty theft. Really? Really, I left her my binoculars so she could peep on me using her stuff. I thought that would turn her on. What a dick tease bitch she turned out to be. And my daughter turned me in. So much for caring family. Funny thing is I was wearing my daughters panties when they arrested me, anyway, what is this job and how much does it pay? We aren't hiring right now, so sorry to waste your time.
Throbby ? If you and I had a child it would be a cross between Grace Jones and Dracula.....Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes It's a little secret just the Robinsons affair Most of all, you've got to hide it from the kids .. Seriously though, think of me like a ketchup bottle, sometimes you gotta bang on the end of it to get something to come out.
How can you give me away like that after all I've done for you, ingrate? I want my eye ball and vice grips back.
