History of Rape at Air Force Academy
Johna Turner Busted for Animal Cruelty After Shoving Puppy Down Her Pants
Wednesday, September 12, 2012 at 6:36 am
Breakfast reading from the Village Voice Empire: Cops breaking up a domestic dispute decided Turner was too drunk to take the newborn puppies with her -- so she took matters into her own pants. But when she was caught, how did she get it out? Westword has the story.
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In his case it's probably a 21lb Norwegian Herring nestled snugly in a thinning 1970's work sock. Nothing says "I own the night" more efficiently.
Does that mean you've taken the 6 year old defunct strawberry smelling car deodorizer out of your britches?
I have two puppies in my pants right now, one on the left , one on the right, and a hedgehog bringing up point duty... no one's complaining either, except for Pikey, who's probably been eating Alpo for 33 years.
