History of Rape at Air Force Academy
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Mom Has Twelve-Year-Old Arrested...For Stretching Her Sweat Shirt?
Friday, September 7, 2012 at 5:30 am
Breakfast reading from the Village Voice Empire: The mother told cops the girl, who'd brought home a friend without permission, struck her in the face, stomach and arm, but there were no visible injuries. Was she using the cops to scare her kid straight? Westword has the story.
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Pikey we gotta be careful dude, there's a lawfirm hunting down your IP address... good thing no one knows where the hell Sphinctervania is ...
Who ? rectum_boy ? which one... because once you get a quick glimpse of a jagged brown starfish you contemplate plucking your own eyes out with a wooden spoon. All hail the unibrow.
He made a statement on DD that he sent Yeti to a virus site. Even I think that's underhanded, and I downvoted his comment.
My parents taught me a lot of good stuff, like mind your own business, DON'T STEAL, and they didn't even have to resort to violent repeated blows to the head, since I am not hopelessly retarded. Most people in general don't act in a way that's worth any respect.
The mother may wish to learn to speak the same language as her daughter if she intends to "send her a message." Not sure what the girl is hearing, maybe that the cops double as free interpreters. LOL.
It seems like there's a lot of monobrows running around lately. What's up with that?
Was hoping for better from you.... I guess crosseyed junior high can only spit out so much talent eh Pikestaff?
I've called in a platoon of cabbage smelling saggy boobed front bummed high school janitors for your corner Pikey... it'll be like your special ED graduation all over again.
You're ok Pikey... anyone who's swallowed more hobo toe jam than I've had hot meals probably needs an ally of character, of quality, of substance. Therefore, clean up your act a bit, brush your tooth and bow to the Yeti, and maybe one day you can piss through the same straw.
He's giving me shit about supposedly being your cheerleader. LMFAO , that's the last thing I am. He is even being ignorant enough to think that I am you. Maybe I should change my name to Rectum_BOY_ Heldman. There could be a whole fleet of us monobrows running around the Interwebz. That's a scary thought!
*mwahhh* I haven't decided what to do with this squiggly monobrow though, any pointers? Do you just shave yours and hope the fat chicks think its cute? Or did you stop caring when you realized you'll always be a noodle slurping frumpty lizard foreskin.
You continue to have a hard-on for me. "I have him under my boot" - no, actually, every attempt you make only has me feeling sorry for you. What a pathetic life you lead, yeti.
Your comment on DD re: souls has me thinking pikey ..... once I decide you're worthy .... Heldman's a tad too much enjoyable right now... he seethes in the fact that I have him under my boot. You gotta agree, he's a squiggly little panty hamster
Some of the best years of your life :)..... As for the Heldman family we poke each other in the eye to get near the half bucket of cold welfare chicken pa would leave at the end of the goat path... The pikeman family sometimes got the bones.
Did you hear the one where I told him directly it smelled of ass in here? Much like the inside of your purse Pikey.....Sometimes to ensure the extinction of his bottom feeding species, one has to take one for the team.... surely every teaspoon of pearl jam pikey ingests speaks to him in the same way?
I figured you were the one fucking him being how your carrying his avatar around, hairball. Richard Simmons is going to be pissed.
LMAO... If my daughter does half the shit I did as a teen, one of us (me or her, it's a toss up) won't live to see Kay's twenties...
LMAO, I never did anything, I was a good little girl/ teen. **Tries to look innocent, elbows someone nearby, "Think he bought it?*** ....
I just realized you're fucking Heldman aren't you there softhands........ go in for the Iranians? Dear God the monobrow doesn't remind you of all those hot summer barnyard bendovers you suffered in Tijuana?
Well? What did you do? And the old epicac in the blueberry pie trick only works on Pikeman's blind dates... or was that rohipnol?
I wear mom's granny panties to work at the Chinese Gherkin cannery and all she asks for is an extra thick one on Sundays.
When I was a kid, my parents would offer to dial the phone if one of my brothers (me and my sis didn't get spanked too often) threatened to call the cops. The one time cops were called, after being told about what had happened, the cops says, "Well, what'd ya do?" LOL, after that my bros just didn't bother saying anything...
Normally I'd say the mom should have slapped the hell out of daughter but she would have been in more trouble for that than the daughter will get into. Must suck being a parent these days and not be able to control your kids. I'd have some sense knocked into me by both parents and been dared to call anybody about it. If your kids don't respect you, they won't respect anything.
