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Samuel Maldonado-Tapia Accused of Starting Fire in Walmart, Holding Knife on Child
Tuesday, September 11, 2012 at 6:15 am
Breakfast reading from the Village Voice Empire: Police say they arrived at the store to find smoke from a rack of clothes in flames, panicked customers fleeing the building and Maldonado-Tapia's knife at a six year old's throat. What caused his epic freak-out? Westword has the story.
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I was being chased by the security guard after I stole some Depends for you, like you asked, and when I turned and looked back to see how close he was I ran right into those rails. I would've thought the bacon grease I had smeared on me would help me. Instead all I got was humped in the leg by somebody in a porky pig costume. I think it was the manager, but I'm not sure.
I read about you in the papers, how the hell did you get your head caught in those security rails at the diaper barn ?
Oh my, an overall winner here I see. What sweetens the pot more, nearly mutilating a child? The arson habit? Or the horror that is this guys face and absence of a neck?
Release the Kraken ... or in Pikey's case fill the crack-in.... either way, maybe you see that all the front bums stick together.?.. please don't fall down, bang your sucky little feelings and send out a cease and desist order okay? No wonder the world thinks most monobrows are slobbering whiney mama's babies.. Pikey.. I'm making you an honorary Canadian.. we can take it, dish it out and don't need a good cry and go running to mom and daddy ( some ambulance chaser ) when we get offended. Or maybe it's just the Syphilis.... One last thing, if he gave you crabs.... admit it.
