Who could resist the Stormy Smith mullet displayed in this mugshot? Certainly not one 15-year-old girl, who continued an online relationship with the 23-year-old even after her father thought he had confiscated all the electronic devices she might need to further it. Smith was still able to Skype with her and send to her such suave messages as "Mhm. Those boobies would be giving me a huge boner." The Houston Press has the story.
So here we have Johnny depp's slobbering slobtard of a mouthbreathing hunchback... feed him to the nearest sausage factory and ship the product to Iran... They'll dig all the crusty hair coating as well. With thanks from your friends here at the anti- butt plug control centre.
I hold no pity for this weirdo. I could understand if it was love, and if they waited, but this? Fuck him.
