Devin Egolinsky: Tells 911 Dispatcher He's a "Punk Bitch"!

By Brittanie Shey in Stupid Criminals

Monday, November 12, 2012 at 3:00 pm

Breakfast reading from the Village Voice Empire: The 23-year-old Texas gentleman, who apparently had trouble keeping his eyes open during his mugshot, was charged with harassing communication. Houston Press has the story.

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clockworkAngel

ROFL people actually think they can get away with that kind of bullshit, hilarious!

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