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By Daniel Person in Sex crimes
Friday, November 16, 2012 at 12:35 pm

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Breakfast reading from the Village Voice Empire: Seattle Police were called to an alley where a man was "in the throes of self-flagellation." The man's response? "I'm almost finished."
Seattle Weekly has the story.

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