Florida Woman Craps All Over House, Pulls Out A Rifle After Finding Husband In Bed With Another Woman
A Florida woman went on an all-time epic rampage last month, police say, after finding her husband -- who is a full decade younger than her -- in bed with another woman, who in turn was a full decade younger than him. Brenda Schumann, a 51-year-old from Vero Beach, reacted by grabbing a rifle and assaulting the pair; when the gun was wrestled away from her, she peed on a living room carpet, defecated in the kitchen, then found another gun in the basement and continued her rampage. When police came, she reportedly said "I found him in bed with a naked chick what was I suppose to do?" Miami New Times has the story.