Florida Man Scratching His Balls Starts Domestic Dispute
Dinner reading from the Voice Media Empire: Can't a dude lie on his couch and scratch his balls in peace without his ole lady hassling him? One man decided to take a stand to nutscratch as a free man whenever he damned well pleases. Unfortunately, he went about it the wrong way, pushed his lady, and was charged with simple battery, setting back man's struggles to scratch his nards in relative peace and without harassment. New Times Broward-Palm Beach has the story.