A titty twister went terribly awry in Florida this week, when Thomas Matheson got carried away while “playing rough” with a two-year-old boy he was watching. Matheson told police he’d grabbed the boy’s nipples while roughhousing, but claims he didn’t realize he’d pulled so hard that he’d literally yanked off the kid’s nipples. The boy’s mother later discovered the injury, and police charged Matheson with child abuse. Doctors say the nipples are unlikely to grow back. Miami New Times has the story.