Man kills serial pedophile 1
2-year-old killed over spilled milk 2
Teacher stabs student 7 times for farting 3
By Denise Grollmus in Lists, Sex crimes, Stupid Criminals, arson, bad clergy, fraud
Tuesday, Mar. 16 2010 @ 9:00AM
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We are proud to announce that, for the first time ever, the No. 1 spot on What Wouldn't Jesus Do? isn't being inhabited by a pedophile priest or preacher -- but a pervert of the non-Christian persuasion. Give it up for Rabbi Baruch Lebovits for busting glass ceilings...

Friday, Mar. 12 2010 @ 5:43AM
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Breakfast Reading from the Village Voice Empire: Michael Carlson's wife had been shot 10 times, his house set aflame, and there was a 5-page letter from the Mafia left as a threat -- which was naturally traced to Carlson's computer. Seattle Weekly has the story.

Wednesday, Mar. 10 2010 @ 10:05AM

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​Today's edition of Moron of the Day makes us happy we went to city school where they didn't have frats. Meet Sigma Alpha Epsilon, a 110-year-old fraternity at the University of Kentucky that's making a name for itself with moronic hijinks...

By Pete Kotz in Bad Moms, Stalking, arson, assault, bizarre
Friday, Mar. 5 2010 @ 2:45PM
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Rianne Theriault-Odom, 28, was rejected for a job last year as a bikini dancer at Babes & Beer bar in Tarzana, California. For reasons unknown, she blamed dancer Roberta Busby for the rejection. So she drunkenly waited outside for her on February 5 of last year...

Tags: California
By Pete Kotz in Stupid Criminals, arson, robbery
Tuesday, Jan. 19 2010 @ 5:46AM
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Tuesday morning's Breakfast Reading from around the Village Voice Empire: A kid jokingly leaves a bomb threat at at NY computer store. Why isn't anyone laughing? Plus, great moments in moronic arsonists and the problems with getting too old to mug-n-roll...

By Pete Kotz in Child Abuse, Stupid Criminals, arson
Thursday, Jan. 14 2010 @ 10:29AM
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UPDATE: A thief tried to break into Michael Brewer's home, and it appears the family is being harassed over the case. Police have been called twice in the past few days. See update after the jump...
 
Wednesday, Dec. 23 2009 @ 2:25PM
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UPDATE: Michael has been returned to the hospital after suffering from breathing problems. You can find the updated story here...




Monday, Nov. 23 2009 @ 3:06PM
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Cathouse star Brooke Phillips and another woman were shot before the home was set aflame
UPDATE: Brooke Phillips may have been murdered in a drug deal gone bad. See update after the jump...

David Allen Tyner, a suspect in the murder-arson case that left four people dead in Oklahoma City, has turned himself in after an arrest warrant was issued. Police believe he may be responsible for the murders of Milagrous Barrerra, Brooke Phillips -- who appeared in HBO's Cathouse series -- and two people still unidentified.

Tyner has yet to face official charges, but since Barrerra and Phillips were both pregnant, he's expected to be hit with six counts of homicide. Both women were shot before the house was set on fire. Because the bodies were so badly burned, police are having a hard time identifying the victims...

Tags: Oklahoma
Thursday, Nov. 12 2009 @ 10:20PM

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Brittni was beaten to death, set on fire, and then buried outside Albuquerque
UPDATE: Accused killer Ryan Vigil commits suicide by hanging himself in his cell. See update after the jump...

Brittni Carlini, a 20-year-old college student from Albuquerque, New Mexico, was excited about a snowboarding trip she had planned for last weekend. So she went to the home of her friend Ryan Vigil to retrieve a snowboard. That's when she disappeared.

Her parents reported her missing the next day. The trail quickly led to Vigil, 19. He admitted that they -- along with another friend, Christopher Midyette, also 19 -- got into an argument over the trip. As Brittni was leaving, Vigil says Midyette smashed her in the head with a baseball bat. The pair then took her to a remote area, dug a grave, doused her with gas and set her on fire, then buried her...

Tags: New Mexico
By Pete Kotz in Heroes, arson, homicide, unsolved
Monday, Nov. 9 2009 @ 2:16PM
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Officer Brenton was killed instantly. Another officer was grazed but returned fire.
UPDATE: Suspected cop killer Christopher J. Monfort may have also fire-bombed four Seattle police cars. See update after the jump...

Seattle police training officer Timothy Brenton was sitting in a squad with student officer Brit Sweeney Halloween night, reviewing a traffic stop. Suddenly, a light-colored compact car pulled up next to them and opened fire.

Neighbors say they heard eight to 10 shots, possibly from an automatic or semi-automatic weapon. Then they heard about six shots fire back. When it was all over, Brenton was dead, killed instantly. Sweeney, who was able to get off return fire, was injured and taken to the hospital...

Tags: Washington